45+ Best Jersey Shore Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Jersey Shore is an American reality television series that ran on MTV from December 3, 2009, to December 20, 2012, in the United States. Profoundly inspirational Jersey Shore quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.

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Famous Jersey Shore Quotes

Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Lady Gaga and hype, the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union’s leader than he can disown his own id. — Michelle Malkin

We’ve come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can’t imagine Dr. King watching the ‘Real Housewives’ or ‘Jersey Shore.’ — Samuel L. Jackson

I was the guy from the Jersey Shore, Springsteen country. We don’t do yoga there. And we made fun of anybody who did. — Diamond Dallas Page

I was named first-team Jersey Shore by the Asbury Park Press, the paper I used to deliver as a young boy. I got to Houston and Coach Williams invited me to walk on the golf team. I was the 18th man on an 18-man golf team. — Jim Nantz

The modern model of misogyny has to do with marginalizing people who are sexual and thinking of them as dumb, or not serious, or not cool or tweedy enough to take seriously, for fear of seeming like one of the guys from ‘Jersey Shore.’ The sex is so much more present in sexism than, I think, ever before. — Julie Klausner

I’m not a big fan of ‘Jersey Shore’ and those kinds of shows where people are really playing up to the cameras. — Chris Lilley

What I do miss is the Jersey Shore. — Janet Evanovich

The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend. — Nicole Polizzi

My parents had a house on the Jersey shore – I grew up right there, going down there every summer and living there. It is home for me. — Jack Antonoff

I played the Holiday Motel on the circle in 1970. I know the Jersey Shore. — Frank Vincent

Before ‘Jersey Shore,’ I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs. — Pauly D

I’m not full on ‘Jersey Shore’ Jersey, but in my heart, my bangs are so feathered with tons of hairspray. My husband says that whenever I get tired, it comes out. — Melissa Rauch

I’ve gone down to the Jersey Shore every summer since I was born. It’s like a second home, and Asbury Park is like the capital – it’s the center of all of it. Musically, it’s incredible. — Jack Antonoff

I lived in New York my whole life. Like every New Yorker, I have stories about spending summers on the Jersey shore, riding the roller coaster in Seaside that is now famous for that sickening photo of it being washed out to sea. — Marissa Jaret Winokur

You know, Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a lot of people from New York don’t know what goes on beyond the South Jersey Shore. — Robert Duvall

Turning the heat up on the red carpet while still looking like a lady isn’t as easy as it sounds. Too much va-va-voom, and a girl can look like she just stepped out of ‘Jersey Shore.’ Too little, and she’ll look like a sister wife. — Derek Blasberg

I need a little more ‘Jersey Shore’ in me, I guess. It’s just not who I am. It would almost be phony at this point. — Frankie Edgar

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. — Bobby Flay

I took the LSAT the day ‘Jersey Shore’ premiered, and after that I was too busy to go to law school. — Vinny Guadagnino

Well if you from New Jersey, you always knew that going to Jersey Shore was way different from where you lived at. I live in Newark, and that is 150 percent opposite of Jersey Shore. — Redman

My mom used to take me down to the Jersey Shore when I was 7, 8, 9 years old. I can remember being down in that area – Belmar, Seaside Heights, Asbury Park and all those places that I went back and revisited. — David Cassidy

After having done this whole slew of press for ‘Big Love’, now I’ll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can’t even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on ‘Jersey Shore.’ — Chloe Sevigny

The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family for years and many other people call home. — Bruce Springsteen

I grew up in Jersey. I’ve been to the Jersey Shore countless times. I’ve lived it. — Cenk Uygur

Anyone who’s grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique. — Bruce Springsteen

When you say, ‘I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,’ people always say, ‘Oh, really?’ They think of the TV show. So I just say, ‘A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.’ — Taylor Swift

My first encounter with the ocean was on the Jersey Shore when I was three years old and I got knocked over by a wave. The ocean certainly got my attention! It wasn’t frightening, it was more exhilarating. — Sylvia Earle

This culture is sort of antithetical in everything it says to the kids. I don’t want to pick on ‘Jersey Shore,’ but it’s pretty clear. I would tell the kids good behavior and hard work will pay off, and then they go home and watch TV and go, ‘Oh, that’s not true.’ — Tony Danza

I had a weird dream the other night that I was on ‘Jersey Shore.’ — Chloe Sevigny

I wouldn’t say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don’t think I was ever in the demographic of people who watch MTV. I never really watched MTV, so I’m definitely not a fan of ‘Jersey Shore’ or anything. — David Giuntoli

‘Jersey Shore’ is one of the best shows of all time. They had so many hooks. — Neal Brennan

I think a lot of people who didn’t know my work before ‘The Sopranos’ think I came from the Jersey Shore, like they picked us out of the mall and put us on television. — Michael Imperioli

I don’t watch ‘MTV’. Our sons watch ‘Jersey Shore’ sometimes. I walk through the room, and I get disgusted, and I leave, and I give them a hard time about it. — Valerie Faris

Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in ‘Cleopatra.’ She has the same bone structure. I’m kind of obsessed with ‘Jersey Shore.’ People don’t give them enough credit for how entertaining they are. — Margaret Cho

Why sit on your butt watching ‘Jersey Shore’ when you can learn to paint a beautiful picture? — Leven Rambin

Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a lot of people from New York don’t know what goes on beyond the South Jersey Shore. — Robert Duvall

I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the ‘Jersey Shore’ that we changed his name to DJ Wally D. — Steve-O

I think that Jersey Shore is awesome. I’ve gone to Cape May every summer of my life. — Anne Hathaway

I certainly know all about the Jersey jokes that amuse the rest of the country. You’ve probably heard them. Our state bird is the mosquito. Our state tree is dead. It doesn’t help that we are represented on television by Tony Soprano and ‘Jersey Shore.’ — Sharon Kay Penman

Does ‘Jersey Shore’ make me sad for humanity that this is what’s passing for entertainment? Well, this is a business, and if that’s what millions of people want to watch, I can’t fault someone for producing it. — Terence Winter

One of the first bills I helped passed was the Shore Protection Fund, which provides a stable source of funding for shore protection, something very important for Monmouth County and the entire Jersey Shore. — Joseph M. Kyrillos

I think it is important for young people to see other young people on television doing something positive with their life, making positive changes and growing. I don’t think there is enough of that on TV. I mean, we’ve got ‘Jersey Shore,’ and I don’t know what that teaches young kids. — Johnny Weir