117+ Best Khloe Kardashian Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Khloé Alexandra Kardashian is an American media personality, socialite, and model. Profoundly inspirational Khloe Kardashian quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.

Famous Khloe Kardashian Quotes

I’ll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.

My fitness journey will be a lifelong journey. Khloe Kardashian

I’m kind of shocked I’m getting a fashion award when I’m naked most of the time.

If I am always comparing myself to others, I will forever be at war with myself. And who needs that? Khloe Kardashian

There’s a lot of baggage that comes with us, but it’s like Louis Vuitton baggage; you always want it.

I’m strong and fearless and not afraid to take risks in business. Khloe Kardashian

If you’re not into what I’m posting, don’t look.

And stop being in such a rush. There is no elevator to success; you have to take the stairs. Khloe Kardashian

I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.

Even a tiny forward step is a step in the right direction, no matter how small. Khloe Kardashian

I think as long as you learn from your mistakes and don’t make them over and over again, you’re on the right path.

With love, you don’t mislead or play around, so if you’re not perfectly clear, just be honest about it. Khloe Kardashian

Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that’s OK.

You have to find something for you, something that excites you. Khloe Kardashian

Holidays are the best. I couldn’t imagine being from a small family.

You can’t expect everyone to love you. Khloe Kardashian

I’m an Armenian, so of course I’m obsessed with laser hair removal.

Oprah has the exact same number of hours in her day as you do, and look at what she has done with them! Khloe Kardashian

I don’t understand why everyone is always going on about my butt. I’m Armenian. It’s normal.

I just let my hair go  if there’s no hairdresser around I really can’t be bothered! Khloe Kardashian

Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?

Suffering is not caused by pain, but by resisting pain. Khloe Kardashian

I used to be so dependent on the guys I was in a relationship with. I don’t know why, because I wasn’t raised that way. If I looked at myself at 19, I would shake myself and be like, ‘Wake up. You are way too smart for this.

I’m Armenian, but I’m very fair and I look white I would always get such hate about it. Khloe Kardashian

Daddy is a singer, performer, artist. Mommy has so many talents I can’t even begin to name them.

Instead of becoming known as the late one, try to become the reliable one. Khloe Kardashian

Kowabunga dudettes. I’m so pumped to be on this surfing kick. Who else surfs out there? Gnarly day in the H20. Ridin’ waves!

I’m not a big ‘cry on a shoulder’ person. I’m very introverted when it comes to my own stuff. Khloe Kardashian

You never know what the future holds or where my life will take me.

I discovered that the best therapy is to be busy and productive. It seems to rewire your brain. It’s as if the lights go back on. Khloe Kardashian

If I look at the message I’m portraying, I think it definitely is, be who you are, but be your best you.

But I also enjoy life the more scrutiny I am under, the more confident I become. I am who I am. I can’t do anything about it, and I love who I am. Khloe Kardashian

If you put that effort in, you’ll get what you want.

If you’re not excited about your life, it’s up to you to make your life exciting. Khloe Kardashian

Give me that fucking bread.

All the makeup in the world won’t make a difference without great skincare. Khloe Kardashian

You’re doing amazing, sweetie.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. Khloe Kardashian

When you feel like something is really wrong, it’s usually wrong.

My personality is more like let me laugh instead of cry and let me enjoy the moments I can. Khloe Kardashian

I’m going to sew up my vagina.

Even a tiny forward step is a step in the right direction, no matter how small. Khloe Kardashian

There’s a lot of people that have great ideas and dreams and whatnot, but unless you’re willing to work really, really hard, and work for what you want, it’s never going to happen.

I don’t feel pressure from outsiders. I’m not someone who’s easily influenced by the public. Khloe Kardashian

Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister’s going to jail.

Your level up is about improving. Its always you vs you, not you vs them. Khloe Kardashian

I don’t have any cell service here and it’s making me have a rash.

I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years. It’s horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off. Khloe Kardashian

Costco is a passion. Costco is like a massage.

I don’t think because I hang out with enough black people, I’m gonna turn black. What kind of rationalization is that? I’m just friends with people that I like. I don’t care what skin color you are. Khloe Kardashian

Every day is different; you never know what to expect, and you have to be ready to pivot on a dime.

If you’re not excited about your life, it’s up to you to make your life exciting. Khloe Kardashian

I’ve actually trademarked the term ‘Momager’, which is what I am.

Nothing’s as easily wounded as a man’s ego. Khloe Kardashian

I like everything a certain way. I’m not somebody who can just lay back and let it happen And I think that’s what’s gotten me to where I am in life.

I know my soul is beautiful; I know I’m a good person. And that will never change for me. Khloe Kardashian

When my kids are happy, I am happy.

Be the one who nurtures and builds. Khloe Kardashian

I’m strong enough and have a pretty thick skin, but when people go after my kids, I just hit block delete, block delete. It’s my mantra.

You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young. Khloe Kardashian

Some people don’t know how to take some of the everyday, regular things that they have going for them and turn it into something else.

Give yourself credit for the days you made it when you thought you couldn’t. Khloe Kardashian

The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe.

A life without structure is too risky. A life without structure is the road to collapse. Khloe Kardashian

You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.

Anyone who pays attention to these things can easily see the incredible bond that everyone in my family shares. Khloe Kardashian

Yes, Robert. What do you want now, more money, a check, a car, my soul?

I was a mindless eater. I ate for comfort. I also ate out of boredom and habit Khloe Kardashian

Yes, Satan? When Khloe picked up a call from her mother.

I like to do designs on the side of my face, or cut out foil stickers from the crafts store and put them on my forehead. Khloe Kardashian

I live in a world where there’s magazines and blogs, and people feel like they are allowed to criticize me, and in the meanest way.

Sometimes it takes your greatest breakdown to create your breakthrough. Khloe Kardashian

I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples. Perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.

I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch. Khloe Kardashian

Knowing you’re a badass bitch is just all what life is about.

When she taught us to be strong, independent women.

First of all, I’m incredibly athletic, so fuck you.

 When Kim lost her earrings in the ocean.

A lot of adults don’t think it’s their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.

 When Kim does anything.

I don’t believe in revenge. When people are bullies, it’s because of a deeper rooted issue. Either their family life is tough or they’re being bullied by someone bigger than they are.

Literally anything.

I don’t feel the pressure by outsiders. I’m not someone who’s easily influenced by the public.

When anyone tries to talk about her body.

A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big!

When she recognised just how important she is.

I would save Kourtney because she has kids, and Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It’s like a floatation device.

When she represented all short people on a personal level.

Ever since Kim called me a troll, I love using that word.

And then reverted back to savage Kourtney.

I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.

When she came up with a the ultimate conversation killer.

I love hard; I love who I love, and I don’t make any qualms about it.

When she represented all of us at some point in our lives.

Kim: Did you guys know I’m the most Googled person this week?

 When Kim and her then husband Kris were fighting.

I don’t think anyone can fall in love for ratings.

When it all got a bit too much.

Thank God I have no friends.

 When her insults/threats are outstanding.

Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect.

 When she was the most important woman in her life.

You’re acting like drunk slob kabobs.

When Kris Jenner did a naked photoshoot in a pool

Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good.

When she wanted absolutely no part in any physical familial contact whatsoever.

You’re worthless. When Scott Disick greeted her in the morning.

 When she realized how much she loved her own company.

Kim, there’s people that are dying. When Kim cries over her lost diamond earrings.

And remembered just how perfect she really is.

I’m probably the least harsh on myself, and I try not to scrutinize everything about my body. As a new mom, it is what it is, and we just have to do our best.

 When she roasts Scott.

For me, juggling mommy hood and work is a challenge, but each day I learn little tricks to make it all come together.

And finally, when she made sure everyone knew exactly who she was!

Fashion is so subjective, and I think it should be playful.