85+ Best Stupid People Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Almost anyone would consider themselves to be intelligent, but people who are less smart often have habits that out them as stupid.

The five most fundamental habits of stupid people are:

  • Stupid people blame others for their own mistakes
  • Stupid people always have to be right
  • Stupid people react to conflicts with anger and aggression
  • Stupid people ignore the needs and feelings of other people
  • Stupid people think they are better than everyone else

Inspirational stupid people quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Most Famous Stupid People Quotes

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein

Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference. – Jim Butcher

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. – Anonymous

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. – Confucius

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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. – George Bernard Shaw

Stupidity is not a crime. You’re free to go. – Anonymous

A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. – Bertrand Russell

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. – Anonymous

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people. – Chuck Palahniuk,Phoenix

Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance. – Habeeb Akande

Stupidity is a more dangerous enemy of the good than malice. One may protest against evil; it can be exposed and, if need be, prevented by use of force. Evil always carries within itself the germ of its own subversion in that it leaves behind in human beings at least a sense of unease. Against stupidity we are defenseless. – Dıetrıch Bonhoeffer

Life is hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid. – Mıchael Crıchton

The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue. – Raheel Farooq

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. – Euripides

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off. – Kurt Vonnegut

Stupidity makes you dangerous–to yourself and everyone around you. – Jennıfer Lee Carrell

inspiring stupid people quotes

A stupid man–the most dangerous animal of all. – Arıana Franklın

A brainiac notices everything, an ignoramus comments about everything. – Heinrich Heine

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. – Mark Twain

On the Internet you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid. – Anonymous

Small-town snowbound stupidity is forever being raised to an art form. – Euan Ferguson

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. – Celıa Storey

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. – Elbert Hubbard

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. – Frank Dane

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. – Bertrand Russell

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. – Harlan Ellıson

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. – Douglas Adams

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. – Wıllıam Blake

He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dulness in others. – Samuel Johnson

The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts. – Bertrand Russell

If you’re gonna be stupid you gotta be tough. – John Grısham

Smart people don’t have the luxury of playing stupid. – Dan Brown

Stupidity is a factor to be reckoned with in human affairs. The true leader always expects to encounter it, and prepares to endure it patiently so long as it is normal stupidity. He knows that his ideas will be distorted, his orders carelessly executed; and that there will be jealousy among his assistants. He takes these inevitable phenomena into account, and instead of attempting to find men without faults, who are non-existent, he tries to make use of the best men at his disposal as they are, and not as they ought to be. – André Mauroıs

famous stupid people quotes

The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb. – Rachel Maddow

Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice. – Proverb

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. – Abraham Lincoln

Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory. – Bruce Lee

Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. – Anonymous

There’s a thin line between genius and bottom-barrel stupidness. I hover delicately on a tightrope between the two, wondering where I’ll land if I’ll ever fall. – Suzanne Crowley

Stupidity isn’t punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop. – Laurell K. Hamılton

It is better to be poor and walk in integrity than to be stupid and speak lies. – Bıble

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. – Ed Solomon

The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people. – Marjane Satrapi

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. – John Gotti

Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity. – Toba Beta

Overcoming collective stupidity on an ongoing basis is a role for leadership in any organization. – Davıd Krakauer

Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. – George Carlın

Empathize with stupidity and you’re halfway to thinking like an idiot. – Iaın M. Banks

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so. – Jerome K. Jerome

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. – Albert Eınsteın

Why is it that the stupidest people are always the most good-natured? – Stefan Zweıg

Beauty fades, dumb is forever. – Judy Sheındlın

Stupid people do make me lose my temper and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. It’s made it easier for me to make a living. – Albert Gubay

top stupid people quotes

Most people would sooner die than start to think. In fact – they do so. – Bertrand Russell

I’m not saying you’re stupid. I’m just saying you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking. – Anonymous

Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. – Anonymous

Stupidity is waiting on something to happen when you could have done something from the beginning. – Everton Hınds

The deep and vast reservoir of human stupidity is significantly more upsetting than what lurks out in the night sky. – Nıck Johnston

Stupidity is much the same all the world over. A stupid person’s notions and feelings may confidently be inferred from those which prevail in the circle by which the person is surrounded. Not so with those whose opinions and feelings are an emanation from their own nature and faculties. – John Stuart Mıll

Unintelligent people always look for a scapegoat. – Ernest Bevin

It costs to be stupid. The stupider you are, the more it costs. – Sherrill Brown

An empty head is not really empty; it is stuffed with rubbish. Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head. – Eric Hoffer

Only half-wits can stumble into such enormities. – Chınua Achebe

Stupid was a prison they never let you out of, no time off for good behavior, you were in for life. – Stephen Kıng

Stupidity has a price and it always gets paid. – Dan Sımmons

The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool. – Ray Bradbury

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say ‘I’m Stupid.’ That way you wouldn’t rely on them, and you wouldn’t ask them for nothing. – Bill Engvall

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. – John Stuart Mill

Stupidity belongs to no station in life; it is as often found beneath silks and broadcloth as calico and homespun. – E. P. Day

It is difficult to decide which is most entitled to pity, he who is inoculated with stupidity, or he who has come by it in the natural way. – George Denıson Prentıce

Nothing is more difficult than to distinguish in children real stupidity from that apparent and deceitful stupidity, which is the precursor of great men. – Jean Jacques Rousseau

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent’s blade. – Patrıcıa Brıggs

Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids. – John Steınbeck

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? – Scott Adams

An instructed and intelligent people are always more decent and orderly than an ignorant and stupid one. – Adam Smith

To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness — though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless. – Julıan Barnes

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. – P. G. Wodehouse

The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise. – Isaac Asımov

Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward. – J. K. Rowlıng

There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by one’s own industry or by the stupidity of others. – Jean De La Bruyere

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so. – Jerome K. Jerome

Only stupid people don’t change their minds. – Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Wise men create proverbs and fools repeat them. – Samuel Palmer

Stupid people don’t always know that they’re stupid. They might be aware that something is wrong, they might notice that things don’t usually turn out the way they imagined, but very few of them think it’s because of them. That they’re the root of their own problems, so to speak. And that sort of thing can be very difficult to explain. – Jonas Karlsson

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