48+ Best Toddler Quotes : Exclusive Selection

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Famous Toddler Quotes

Your toddler will be good if he feels like doing what you happen to want him to do and does not happen to feel like doing anything you would dislike. With a little cleverness you can organize life as a whole, and issues in particular, so that you both want the same thing most of the time. – Penelope Leach

It’s perfectly possible to love your toddler but struggle to like them when times are hard. – Mariella Frostrup

Parents have the glorious opportunity of being the most powerful influence, above and beyond any other, on the new lives that bless their homes. – L. Tom Perry

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. – Ray Romano

Toddlers will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for.

The kids never listen to you, especially the youngest ones. – Jackie Chan

Always kiss your children goodnight even if they’re already asleep. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. – Franklin P. Adams

There are benefits to adopting a toddler. They can tell you what’s wrong. And everything we did with our daughter was a first. Her first tooth fairy. Santa – Nia Vardalos

The world is as many times new as there are children in our lives. – Robert Brault

I’m sure the other kids wouldn’t mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. – Hayden Thorne

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. – Charles Osgood

Toddlers can make you feel as if you have violated some archaic law in their personal Koran and you should die, infidel. – Anne Lamott

With toddlers around, times are always interesting. – Beth Ann Fennelly

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. – Tina Brown

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out. – Erma Bombeck

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. – Robert Orben

Toddlers: Take 10 minutes to put on shoes but can download 3 apps, take 42 selfies, and change the language of your phone to Spanish in 20 seconds.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

Kids have been a great clarifier incredibly rewarding. – Joanne Whalley

‘Hi, I’d like to return this.’ ‘Is it damaged or broken?’ ‘No, its just annoying.’ hands toddler over

Whenever a toddler sees a pile of blocks, he wants to tear it down. – J. J. Abrams

Toddlers are so powerful and so egocentric and teenagers are also so powerful, so egocentric. – Laura Huxley

A babe in the house is a wellspring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men. – Martin Farquhar Tupper

The toddler craves independence, but he fears desertion. – Dorothy Corkille Briggs

Me: Falls down a flight of stairs, Toddlers: ‘Mommy can I have a snack?’

Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get, the more you feel like giving. – Penelope Leach

My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe. – Celine Dion

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. – Rabindranath Tagore

The needs of babies and toddlers were constant and drained the life out my sense of self and my familys relationship with each other. – Mika Brzezinski

No matter how big and bad you are, when toddlers hand you a toy phone, you answer it.

Having toddlers always means that there’s a fair amount of chaos at home, but that’s part of the fun. And from a work perspective, we have projects under construction all over the world, including many right here in the US. – Ivanka Trump

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other. – Ed Howe

Taking a toddler to school is one of the most satisfying moments in my many years in public life. There is no better joy than laying the foundations of a strong future for these little children friends, let us all become partners in this quest for ensuring education for all! – Narendra Modi

The reason I love toddlers so much is because they’re so honest, so you know right away if they like you or they don’t. – Colin Egglesfield

Just because you can thrill a toddler by chewing with your mouth open doesn’t mean you should. – Michael Nesmith

Toddlers are active explorers. They eagerly try new things and use materials in different ways. Toddlers want to be independent and they have a strong sense of ownership. – Janet Gonzalez-Mena

We sing for these kids who don’t have a thing. – Eminem

The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light. – John Green

Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything. – Allen Klein

I love toddlers, but they are a tough audience. – Robin Williams

Toddlers ask many questions, and so do school children until about grade three. By that time, many of them have learned an unfortunate fact, that in school, it can be more important for self protection to hide one’s ignorance about a subject than to learn more about it, regardless of one’s curiosity. – Jan HuntThe fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe. – Lawrence Kutner

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother is something absolutely new. – Rajneesh

I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless. – Nicole Polizzi

There’s nothing more contagious than the laughter of toddlers; it doesn’t even have to matter what they’re laughing about. – Criss Jami

Paradoxically, the toddler’s no is also a preliminary to his saying yes. It is a sign that he is getting ready to convert his mother’s restrictions and prohibitions into the rules for behavior that will belong to him. – Louise J. Kaplan