77+ Best Truck Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational truck quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

Famous Truck Quotes

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr

I don’t think there’s any real motivation for somebody to be a truck driver. Mine was simple; dad was a truck driver, I wanted to own one. Lindsay Fox

There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first rate truck driver than a tenth rate executive. B. C. Forbes

I am just trying to work out whether you’re a truck driver who writes books or a writer who drives trucks. Antony J. Bowman

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are. Jase Robertson

All I’ve ever wanted is a nice truck, and that’s what I got. Cole Swindell

All those trucks and barges that carry our goods to port are vital connections to the only force which can balance our trade deficit: export. We must keep doing what we do best if we are going to get America out of the red. Jo Ann Emerson

Anyone singing about trucks, in any form, in any song, anywhere, literally just stop nobody cares! Kacey Musgraves

Anyone singing about trucks, in any form, in any song, anywhere, literally just stop  nobody cares! Kacey Musgraves

I often conduct interviews in my truck. William Shatner

What’s going to happen is, very soon, we’re going to run out of petroleum, and everything depends on petroleum. And there go the school buses. There go the fire engines. The food trucks will come to a halt. This is the end of the world. Kurt Vonnegut

I don’t think I’m a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate. Lewis Grizzard

As far as trucks, the great thing about a Range Rover is if you’re going out for a dinner, even a black tie event, you can take the Range Rover. Luke Goss

When the choice is between a demanding relationship and a vintage pickup truck, I’ll choose the truck every time. Amy Dickinson

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need. Solomon Ortiz

David Bowie, for me, was the butchest guy in town. Jagger was like a truck driver. Hedi Slimane

Where food trucks are concerned, nothing’s better than having a whole flock of them at one location. Competition not only improves the quality of the food, it prompts these rolling lunch wagons to lower prices and offer specials, too. Robert Sietsema

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck. Erica Jong

I sometimes think it ironic for an ex seaman, longshoreman, truck driver, policeman, bus driver, etc. To find success in writing children’s novels. Brian Jacques

Food trucks give creative entrepreneurs the ability to cook with freedom and make what they love, meaning that they can create highly specialized meals without having the high overhead costs of running a restaurant. Homaro Cantu

I basically live out of my truck  I mean from place to place. I feel more at home in my truck than just about anywhere, which is a sad thing to say, but it’s true. Sam Shepard

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. Jeff Foxworthy

Eighty thousand pounds of muscle, blood, and steel in a pile. It’s spectacular. Gary Williams

Writing is the hardest work in the world. I have been a bricklayer and a truck driver, and I tell you as if you haven’t been told a million times already  that writing is harder. Lonelier. And nobler and more enriching. Harlan Ellison

Truck driving means the stress of never knowing where you will be and what you will be doing the following day. Connor Syrewicz

Sleepin’ in the truck wasn’t so bad. Shoot, I kind of liked that, myself. Chris LeDoux

Come on, you can’t name a truck after a chick. Dwayne Johnson

Like a garbage truck, we need a lie truck which will collect lies from everyone’s houses every morning, even every hour! Mehmet Murat Ildan

You may be a redneck if you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Jeff Foxworthy

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck  getting bigger, not closer. Steve Aylett

You simply have to put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow straight ahead. George Lucas

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said A truck!  Emo Philips

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. Sam Levenson

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles. Demetri Martin

You’re never lost. You always know exactly where you are. You’re right here. It’s just that sometimes you’ve misplaced your destination. Brian W. Porter

There are few things in this world more satisfying than having your son teach you how to play tennis, unless it is having a semi truck run over your foot. Erma Bombeck

Working hard for something we don’t care about is called stressed; working hard for something we love is called passion. Simon Sinek

We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away. Spike Milligan

There is no situation like the open road, and seeing things completely afresh. James Salter

Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It’s not like you can blame a mattress when people don’t tie it down tight enough. Laurie Halse Anderson

What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make. Jane Goodall

Which is more musical, a truck passing by a factory or a truck passing by a music school? Are the people inside the school musical and the ones outside unmusical? What if the ones inside can’t hear very well, would that change my question? John Cage

I’ve been on every interstate highway in the lower forty eight states by now, and I never get tired of the view. Steve Earle

My dad was a cross country truck driver. John Searles

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it. Harper Lee

Are you afraid of me? Uh yes. The smile stayed fixed in place. You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three dead people. Sooner or later I’m going to get you for it. Janet Evanovich

Life on the road can be one of two things. If you are flexible able to adapt and change to new situations and events truck driving means constant adventure. Connor Syrewicz

When I’m with you, bells go off in my head like a moving truck that’s backing up. Jodi Picoult

Was I always going to be here? No, I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what’s going to happen. Morgan Freeman

There was an electric anger in his gaze, and a sort of challenge that made Simon long to hit him with something heavy. Like a pickup truck. Cassandra Clare

The best truck drivers are patient, independent, determined, and hard working. They love adventure and like thinking quickly. Joanna Dunham

Contrary to popular opinion, my dad was not a lazy man. He was not lazy at all, for instance, when it came to Going Places In His Truck. He was also very industrious about Preparing To Go Camping. And if something really interested him, he would work on it all day. Haven Kimmel

Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost. Erol Ozan

Tom had traveled around the sun eleven times when the delivery truck brought his mother’s newest fridge, but a number doesn’t really describe his age. N.D. Wilson

Driving a race car is like dancing with a chain saw. Cale Yarborough

Man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks. P. C. Cast

Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road. Amit Kalantri

How was your day? Morelli asked me. Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me. Janet Evanovich

The cars we drive say a lot about us. Alexandra Paul

Action and personal happiness have no truck with each other; they are eternally at war. Antoine de Saint Exupery

It’s meant driving fewer miles, staying closer to home and spending more time at the campground. Ken Sommer

Wouldn’t that be funny, if the oil rebels were playing U2 in their jungle camps, and the government soldiers were playing U2 in their trucks. I think everyone was killing everyone else and listening to the same music. That is a good trick about this world, Sarah. No one likes each other, but everyone likes U2. Chris Cleave

You’ve turned into quite a bossy little thing, Myrnin said. I think I might like it. Rachel Caine

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. Cassandra Clare

If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough. Mario Andretti

I still pinch meself when I wake up of a morning. Who ever thought I’d be a children’s author  let alone a best selling children’s author? I feel I should still be driving a truck, or working as a longshoreman. Brian Jacques

A driver reaches a destination by driving on that road, not by laying back to enjoy the view. Nabil N. Jamal

She’s a shiksa goddess and a trapeze artist, all of that. She can fix the truck  she’s outta this world she’s bold, inventive and fearless. That’s who you wanna go in the woods with, right? Somebody who finishes your sentences for you. Tom Waits

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said Parking Fine. Tommy Cooper

For me, I never abandoned the truck. Even though I’ve opened other things, the truck is still the lifeblood of who I am. That’s because I enjoy it. I believe in it. It’s everything that I am. Roy Choi

You’re the driver of your own life. Don’t let anyone steal your seat. Moosa Rahat

When people don’t express themselves, they die one piece at a time. You’d be shocked at how many adults are really dead inside walking through their days with no idea who they are, just waiting for a heart attack or cancer or a Mack truck to come along and finish the job. It’s the saddest thing I know. Laurie Halse Anderson

He likes driving very fast on the wrong side of the road, said Sarah. Which I can completely understand. Hilary McKay

Sorry to hear about your Dad. He shrugged. He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him. Heart attack? He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.  J.A. Konrath

Space isn’t remote at all. It’s only an hour’s drive away if your car could go straight upwards. Fred Hoyle