28+ Iconic TV Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational TV quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

If you’re searching for quotes and sayings that perfectly capture what you’d like to say or just want to feel inspired yourself, browse through an amazing collection of best movie quotes, quotes from Marvel movies, and best quotes from DC characters.

Famous TV Quotes

Saving people, hunting things, the family business. – Supernatural

“This is bigger than the moon landing.”
“One giant step for man-on-mankind.” – Will & Grace

Agatha: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Dracula: What’s unclear to you?
Agatha: You went to the dining room? You don’t eat food.
Dracula: I enjoy company, and I like people.
Agatha: Then why do you kill them?
Dracula: Why do you pick flowers? – Dracula

They should’ve never given us uniforms if they didn’t want us to be an army. – The Handmaid’s Tale

Barney: It’s going to be legend—wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is—dary! – How I Met Your Mother

Sherlock Holmes: Punch me in the face.
John Watson: Punch you?
Sherlock Holmes: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
John Watson: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext. – Sherlock

How you doin’? – Friends

Michael Scott: This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here. – The Office

Eric Cartman: I don’t make the rules, ma’am. I just think them up and write them down. – South Park

Stephen Hawking: Do you like brain teasers?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I love brain teasers.
Stephen Hawking: What do Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common? They both suck. Neener, neener. – The Big Bang Theory

Everybody lies. – House

Jerry Seinfeld: You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up! I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.’ – Seinfeld

Walter White: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, you don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks! – Breaking Bad

By order of the peaky blinders… – Peaky Blinders

Ron Swanson: I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes. – Parks and Recreation

May we meet again. – The 100

If 20 people said they liked me, I’m telling you, I would be thinking 17 of them are lying, two of them have severe emotional problems, and one of them’s probably confusing me with Larry King. – Larry Sanders Show

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. – Rick and Morty

So pick me, choose me, love me. – Grey’s Anatomy

Lydia: I am so happy that I brought you into this world to laugh at me. Because of your giant heads, I pee when I cough. – One Day At A Time

The Lannisters send their regards. – Game of Thrones

Winter is coming. – Game of Thrones

Your problem is you have spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren’t. We used to be gorillas. All we had is what we could take and defend. – Fargo

Forgive me, but to me you’ve been dead for centuries. – The Flash

Just have a little faith. – Prison Break

Every song ends, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music. – One Tree Hill