62+ Best Las Vegas Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational Vegas quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

Famous Vegas Quotes

Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don’t make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame. – Walter Wykes

Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliche about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true. – Mark Ellwood

Las Vegas looks the way you’d imagine heaven must look at night. – Chuck Palahnuik

Vegas is everything that’s right with America. – Drew Carey

Vegas is a celebration. – Jose Andres

Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location? – Jeff Maguire

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. – Walter Wykes

Everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so half drunk and at the mercy of a pretty smile. – Christopher Byford

I don’t gamble, if you will concede that poker is a game of skill. – Robert A. Heinlein

What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone. – Dane Cook

If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. – Tony Curtis

Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city. – Kevin Raiford

Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt. – John Updike

What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone. – Dane Cook

Man, I really like Vegas. – Elvis Presley

Boy, you get greedy in Vegas. – Louie Anderson

Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. – Jason Love

There’s really only one constant in Las Vegas and that’s change. – Travis Hoium

Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world. – Frank Scoblete

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas … but that doesn’t matter when you live there. – Michelle Madow

The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary. – Chris Bachelder

Every time I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine. – Artie Lange

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. – J. R. Moehringer

Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification. – Joan Didion

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. – Don Rickles

Life’s a game and men the gamblers. They’ll stake their whole pile on the one chance in a thousand. Take away that one chance, and – they won’t play. – Jack London

The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster. – Jace Clayton

It is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at! – James Hauenstein

Gambling isn’t fun; winning is fun. – Steven Brust

Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy. – Michael Mcdonald

It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas. – Cinnamon Stomberger

Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him. – Evan Esar

Las Vegas was and is a hard town that will make you pay for your inability to restrain your desires…. If you have a weakness, Las Vegas will punish you. – Hal Rothman

If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one. – unknown

The people who say New York never sleeps must have never visited Las Vegas. – Michelle Madow

Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage. – Val Saintsbury

While I was busy hating Vegas and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. – J.R. Moehringer

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. – Hunter S. Thompson

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks–it says, Goodbye. – Frank Sinatra

Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. – Drew Carey

Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream – Hunter S. Thompson

Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money. – Steve Wynn

Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams and a little bit of crazy. – Michael Mcdonald

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says, GOODBYE. – Frank Sinatra

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. – Merv Griffin

Las Vegas is a very strange place. It’s a place of broken dreams. – Concha Buika

Vegas is the answer, no matter the question. – unknown

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. – David LaChapelle

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well. – Walter Wykes

Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. – Evan Esar

There’s just no quiet in Vegas. – Barry Manilow

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. – Artie Lange

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions. – Todd Phillips

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush. – Brin-Jonathan Butler

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. – Artie Lange

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush. – Brin-Jonathan Butler

Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops. – Eli Roth

Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location? – Jeff Maguire

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. – Jonathan Clements

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. – Tom Waits

I shouldn’t be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. – Adam Sendler

Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America … and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas. – Paul W. Papa

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