62+ Best Las Vegas Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Las Vegas, officially the City of Las Vegas and often known simply as Vegas, is the 28th-most populated city in the United States, the most populated city in the state of Nevada, and the county seat of Clark County. Inspirational Vegas quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

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Famous Vegas Quotes

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. David LaChapelle

Too young to party, just odd enough to participate in federal investigations of serial murder. Story of my life. Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. Merv Griffin

My captivity with Dimitri. The way his mouth so, so warm, despite his cold skin had kissed mine. The feel of his fangs pressing into my neck and the sweet bliss that followed. He looked exactly the same too, with that chalky white pallor and red ringed eyes that so conflicted with the soft, chin length brown hair and otherwise gorgeous lines of his face. He even had a leather duster on. Richelle Mead

I just love coming to vegas. There is always a good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy. Every experience I have had here is fun, and everyone is in a good mood; they are happy, and they let it go. I like that. It is refreshing to me. Kelly carlson

Bravery isn’t when you go looking for trouble; bravery is when trouble comes looking for you. P.I. Barrington

What happens in vegas stays in vegas but that doesn’t matter when you live there. Michelle madow

Packy watched her walk away, her perfect heart shaped rear end testing the confines of her tight black dress. There was a God. Packy was now certain of it. How else could such heart stopping beauty be accounted for? Such a thing could not be the product of a random universe. A flower, maybe. A rainbow, perhaps. But not Venus Versailles. Quentin R. Bufogle

It is not economic development; it’s about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to las vegas. John warren

Bosch had never liked Las Vegas, though he came often on cases. It shared a kinship with Los Angeles; both were places desperate people ran to. Often, when they ran from Los Angeles, they came here. It was the only place left. Michael Connelly

Las Vegas was like that. There was a visceral attraction here. The bold promise of money and sex. But the first was a broken promise, a mirage, and the second was fraught with danger, expense, physical and mental risk. It was where the real gambling took place in this town. Michael connelly

Las Vegas suggests that the thirst for places, for cities and gardens and wilderness, is unslaked, that people will still seek out the experience of wandering about in the open air to examine the architecture, the spectacles, and the stuff for sale, will still hanker after surprises and strangers. That the city as a whole is one of the most pedestrian unfriendly places in the world suggests something of the problems to be faced, but that its attraction is a pedestrian oasis suggests the possibility of recovering the spaces in which walking is viable. Rebecca Solnit

Remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. Except for herpes. That shit’ll come back with you. The hangover

The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary. Chris Bachelder

Man, I really like Vegas. Elvis Presley

The first thing he noticed was that Las Vegas seemed to have invented a new school of functional architecture, The Gilded Mousetrap School he thought it might be called, whose main purpose was to channel the customer mouse into the central gambling trap whether he wanted the cheese or not. Ian Fleming

Marriage is a big deal. But who’s to say I’m not going to pull a vegas and get married to see what it’s like for a minute? Lindsay lohan

The mere fact of Vegas, its necessity, was an indictment of our normal lives. If we needed this place to transform into a high roller or a sexy swinger, to be someone else, a winner for once then certainly the world beyond the desert was a small and mealy place indeed. Colson Whitehead

I was born out of a vegas marriage my parents got married three days after they met. Elle King

You always thought you were better than everyone, he snarled as he slung her to the floor by her hair. Katie Reus

The opportunity to be a star chef, to imagine it would be here in Las Vegas, I couldn’t comprehend it. Guy fieri

Over a year later and the chemistry was still as powerful as ever. Katie Reus

I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the mirage in Las Vegas. Dennis Rodman

No story about Las Vegas should begin in Vegas. It is a place one goes, often rashly, and from which one returns often poorer in money and richer in experience. It is a crapshoot pun intended if the outcome will match the intention. Las Vegas will not disappoint, becoming a story one can tell in a bar, how one got an unfortunate tattoo, or drunkenly married a new acquaintance at the Little Vegas Chapel in front of an Elvis impersonator. Thomm Quackenbush

Las Vegas all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato. Jason Love

When I take a picture of a derelict sign, I already begin to see and find the patterns and shapes that will form the final piece. Once I get the image in the studio, I begin to layer the patterns created, making sure to save the patterns I particularly like. I never lose a layer of work during this process; I simply continue to build and modify those patterns that appeal to me. Digital Camera, 2017. James Stanford

The secret of Vegas is that money is boring. Hence all the bluster. Jace Clayton

And the desert shall reclaim, it’s wealth! Danikelii

Las Vegas is like being inside of trashy fun snow globe. Linette Lopez

Teachers are the most important component of a free society. And one of the most embattled. They are treated like the grease in a machinery grinding to nowhere instead of enlightened beacons of knowledge. Teachers are unappreciated, underpaid, and constantly criticized. Jonathan Heatt

The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary. Chris Bachelder

Las Vegas may have residents and not merely tourists, but it does not want to welcome you. You are swallowed. Maybe it will hack up your hair and bones later, but the oddsmakers are not on your side. Thomm Quackenbush

Everything and anything you want to do you can do it in Las Vegas. Drew Carey

The heat of Vegas desiccates the unwary, its dryness sapping moisture from one’s mouth and eyes. Sweat evaporates too quickly to cool, its only evidence dusting of salt on one’s shirt. Las Vegas claims they are the sunniest, least humid state in the Union, which is boast worthy to those not turning to tourist jerky. Thomm Quackenbush

Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy. Michael Mcdonald

Las Vegas, home to gambling, decadents, Mormons, and the largest number of IRS agents in the United States. Robert had a safe house there, but he wasn’t going to use it. Kenneth Eade

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. Steven Wright

Sympathy? Not for me. No mercy for a criminal freak in Las Vegas. This place is like the Army the shark ethic prevails eat the wounded. In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. Hunter S. Thompson

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It’s a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there. Robin Williams

Water problems in the western United States, when viewed from afar, can seem tantalizingly easy to solve all we need to do is turn off the fountains at the Bellagio, stop selling hay to China, ban golf, cut down the almond trees, and kill all the lawyers. David Owen

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. Tom Waits

On Planet Dragos, everything goes the way he arranges it unless you decide to cross him, and God help you then, because he doesn’t know how to back down, and he doesn’t ever, ever let up. Thea Harrison

I used to pretend that my Peugeot driving to the gym in the rain in Dublin was a Ferrari on the Vegas strip. Conor McGregor

In the beginning of Photoshop and Illustrator what became Creative Suite and to me it looked like another tool, another set of tools. And it fit in well with my photography. The photography had been there to support my art, basically, a way of gathering information and images in order to create better paintings. James Stanford

I have a nice car, a Mercedes. And then I have an old El Camino truck that I’m crazy about. I like to get in that truck and go up in the hills near where I live, in Vegas, and take my camera. That, to me, is Heaven, being out in nature, taking pictures of the wildlife. B. B. King

In Vegas, the veneer of glamor was bright but thin. You didn’t have to look that hard to see the darker realities that lurked beneath the surface. Rob Thomas

I go to Vegas now, and I’m in the casino, and I’m gambling, and there’s a guy in a wet bathing suit gambling right next to me. Sebastian Maniscalco

The other person always has a point, Listen to each other, and you’ll hear it. Sophie Kinsella

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions. Todd Phillips

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush. Brin Jonathan Butler

I have always loved Las Vegas. It’s a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that. Norm MacDonald

I have this theory, that this will be the only city that future archaeologists find, Las Vegas. The dry climate will preserve it all and teams of scientists in the year 5000 will carefully sweep and scrape away the sand to find pyramids and castles and replicas of the Eiffel Tower and the New York skyline and stripper poles and snapper cards and these future archaeologists will re create our entire culture based solely on this one shallow and cynical little shithole. We can complain all we want that this city doesn’t represent us. We can say, Yes, but I hated Las Vegas. Or I only went there once. Well, I’m sure not all Romans reveled in the torture fests at the Colosseum either, but there it is. Jess Walter

I played Vegas at the age of 16 years old, in 1959. Wayne Newton

So much of the theatrical can leave you with a yearning for the real. The real is suddenly and starkly there right at the city’s edge and extends for thousands of square miles of desert and mountain and canyon with which human beings can do almost nothing profitable other than to leave it be and just look at it. Timothy O’Grady

Opening for Mr. Sinatra in 1991 enabled me to do Vegas more as an opening act. I did the Superdome with him, probably nine arenas over a year and a half, and his second to last appearance at the Desert Inn in Vegas. John Pinette

Some things are private. I mean, we’re grown ups now. You don’t share everything. Sophie Kinsella

The coolest thing for me is that I’ve been blessed with a nice following. The people that come to see me are fans, and that happens in Vegas, too. Jo Koy

His own dragon roared in turmoil in his head protect her, crush her. Her kind is evil. Protect your mate. Slippery is the water dragon. His dragon roared the ancient saying, and the tips of his wings pushed again at his back. You are starting to piss me off, he said to her. Susannah Scott

Las Vegas is a counterfeit version of the New Jerusalem. And it shares something of the glorious reality that it mocks. Richard J. Mouw

I was in Las Vegas, playing on the fruit machines. I was only 20 at the time and I won the jackpot of $72,000, of which I couldn’t claim. Adrian Lewis