In United States education, a senior is a student in the fourth year of study, generally high school or college/university. One of the best parts about yearbook is what all your classmates picked to different saying to represent them. Some prefer to be sentimental, while others go for a funny, preferring to leave school on a lighter note. The most epic and funny senior quotes will crack you up because it is impossible not to laugh at.
If you’re searching for graduation quotes that perfectly capture what you’d like to say or just want to feel inspired yourself, browse through an amazing collection of inspirational reading quotes, motivational school quotes, and teacher quotes.
Best Inspirational Senior Quotes
Yes, that is my actual last name. Christopher Gaylord
The office, season, episode , minute :. [-> Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.] Amber Rains
Whenever you remember times gone by, remember how we held our heads so high. Carrie Underwood
All through my senior year, luckily, I didn’t have too many hard classes, just a lot of electives. I was able to spend most of my time at the practice space. Brendon Urie
Now that you’ve graduated, just remember: Bosses don’t usually accept notes from your mother. Melanie White
This is nothing but a hive, and I am the one and only Queen Bee. Brian A Castle
I haven’t even begun to peak. Dennis Reynolds
It will take a nation of millions to hold me back. Timothy Howard
I’m a senior, but I stay fresh man. Martin Alvarado
The roof is not my son, but I will raise it. Anonymous
Donuts are always the answer.
I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding. Taylor Bass
Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else. Mitchel Wieland
We’ve arrived because we stuck together, champions one and all. Sharpay Evans
One person’s craziness is another person’s reality. Tim Burton
I would just like to apologize to those who were unable to graduate with the class because they were too distracted by my midriff and consequently failed all of their classes! xoxo.
When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for stars. Anonymous
Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay. Simone de Beauvoir
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. Unknown
It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. William Shakespeare
Memories are the key not to the past, but to the future. Corrie Ten Boom
What you do today will determine your future. Catherine Pulsifer
The longer you look back, the farther you can look forward. Winston Churchill
It’s amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. John Guare
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. Farrah Gray
It doesn’t matter that your dream came true if you spent your whole life sleeping. Jerry Zucker
My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, your dreams stay big, your worries stay small. Rascal Flatts
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Henry David Thoreau
Keep looking up! Learn from the past, dream about the future and look up. Rachel Boston
Let us make our future now and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality. Malala Yousafzai
My dreams are my dress rehearsals for my future. David Copperfield
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Eleanor Roosevelt
Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy. Sigmund Freud
Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. Mother Theresa
Success is like a mountain that keeps growing ahead of you as you hike it… Err in the direction of kindness. George Saunders
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. Abraham Lincoln
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. Malcolm X
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. Colin Powell
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. Søren Kierkegaard
Luck is great, but most of life is hard work. Iain Duncan Smith
You do have a future. There is light at the end of that inky black tunnel. Willow Cross
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. Pele
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. Gordon B. Hinckley
I was told in high school that the last game during your senior year stays with you forever, which is true. Jim Otto
The past is always tense, the future perfect. Zadie Smith
Will we think about tomorrow like we think about now? Vitamin C
I’m looking forward to the future and feeling grateful for the past. Mike Rowe
The future depends on what you do today. Mahatma Gandhi
It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up. George Herman Ruth
Don’t wish it were easier. Wish you were better. Jim Rohn
Action is the foundational key to all success. Pablo Picasso
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. Beverly Sills
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. Jimmy Johnson
Believing that no one is better than the other. You know I grew up in the South. My senior year there was a very big racial tension. Herschel Walker
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. Dr. Seuss
The saddest thing in life is wasted talent. A Bronx Tale
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive: easy to govern, but impossible to enslave. Henry Peter Brougham
What we learn with pleasure we never forget. Alfred Mercier
Life is my college. May I graduate well and earn some honors! Louisa May Alcott
The highest result of education is tolerance. Helen Keller
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. Arthur Ashe
Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool. Katya Zamolodchikova
To all the teachers that never thought me a thing… Julia Simsuangco
I’ve been a Ho all my life. Michelle Ho
I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you. Stephanie Flores
If you like water, you already like % of me. Jireh
Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake. Iyanna Morgan
High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell. Randey Chung
If you’re seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all for math credits. Trust me, that means you can too. Gabriela Willis
Morgan is my girlfriend. Nobody Morgan Worley
Don’t follow your dreams… Follow my twitter. Jordan Nero
Education is important, but big biceps are importanter. Hugh Vo
I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance. Omotola Omotinugbon
I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me, and his face is living on the back of my head. Unknown
My computer screen is brighter than my future. Katia Perez
I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last years into such few cha. Karl Mangune
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli. Maximiliano Navarro
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not the triplets. We graduated. The anonymous triplets
It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager. Aaron
Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone. Betshina Bernier
I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely. Hannah Goldsborough
I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight. Martin Sanchez
Remember that true beauty comes from within within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes. Jeffree Star
No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.’ Dad Miranda
If you like pineapple slices of pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because your weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. Precious to Unknown
Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am. Alexander Gouon
My senior project was to make a clone. A+ Unknown twins
When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time. Jenna Allen
I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean, and people think I’m joking. Alixandra Garcia
The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé. McKenzie Ward
When are our senior quotes due? Jeffrey Goodwin
I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic. Damenian sparks
You need a good plan to get high (pole vault). Patrick Hughes
I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me. Connor
The ‘s’ is silent. Pareekshit Ravi
If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport. Daniel Jones
Sam just stole my girl again. Everyone Samuel Teehee
They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something. Unknown
My mom should have swallowed me. Unknown
I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles. Jose Alvarez
This was so easy a caveman could do it. Unknown
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate. Franco Citlalli
If movies have taught me anything, now the real fun starts. Unknown
I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote? Victoria DiPaolo
Of course, I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing. Ian Longley
I am not Amith. I am a legend. Amith M.
I finally learned how to right good. Anonymous
Goodbye everyone! I will remember you all in therapy. Plankton
See kids… I told you I was good looking in high school. Anonymous
Feeling so good. Looking so bad. Rihanna
Goodbye old boyfriends. Hello new boyfriends! Unknown
You will regret not dating me in high school. Brookelle Wesley
When life shuts the door, open it back out. That’s how doors work. Diana Lopez
I cheated on all my exams. Roshan McGuinness
I am that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you. Segun Akigbogun
This quote is too important to screw up, so I’m playing it safe. Anonymous
My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size. Aian Nguyen
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep. Jessica Enciso
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory. Jim Carrey
No more homework, no more books! No more teacher’s dirty looks! Unknown
Just about a month from now I’m set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. Richard Halliburton
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning. Connor Hart
If I’ve learned one thing in school, it’s that these quotes are the only thing that matter. Unknown
Yooo make up a senior quote for me, I’m not at school. Unknown
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns thatindividuality is the key to success. Robert Orben
Character is a course, finish it. Mac Canoza
Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours. Spencer Howard
Don’t pause for long; there are greater mountains to climb while you still possess the drive and capacity to do so. Richelle E. Goodrich
If I can graduate with over absences throughout high school, you can too. Natalie Turk
The world is waiting for us to graduate from ourselves. Shannon L. Alder
Now is the time to make sure we have the strings of all the balloons we want to keep before they all float away. Maggie Stiefvater
Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment. Marilynn Dawson
I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons. Unknown
It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. Walt Disney
I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Alexis
Thanks Mom and Dad! I couldn’t have done it without you! Rayan Parikh
I know that I will look back on these days as being the happiest of my life. Unknown
Sometimes when I’m taking a bath, I like to turn off the lights and pretend I’m in the womb. Aaron Portillo
Why, you no doctor, yet? Dad Daniel
The last days before graduation are bad enough, God knows–out of the womb you go, ready or not. The halls rang with the laughter of the girls who were going to be brides in the next week (and widows shortly after) … Elizabeth Savag
You won’t be able to do this ten year from now just leave everything behind and go. Rachel Kapelke-Dale
Always got them Girl Scout cookies, but I’m not no Girl Scout. Unknown
If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people we’ve done it right Alexis Bass
I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me, smh. Nicholas Ke
Just keep swimming. Dory
Once you grow up, you can’t come back! Peter Pan
Funny Senior Quotes
- Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.
- To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…
- Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough.
- I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.
- If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.
- Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.
- See kids? I told you I was good looking in high school.
- How can I sum up my amazing time here in such a short space?
- See you all at the 10 year reunion!
- What can I say about school? I laughed. I cried. It was fun.
- I am going to cure cancer and walk on Mars.
- I bequeath my locker to my younger brother.
- High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it wasn’t easy.
- Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow. It’ll soon be here.
- And now the ACTUAL hard work starts.
- Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.
- I can’t believe how quickly time passes. Peace!
- See kids…I told you I was good looking in high school.
- Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter
- I know what you’re all thinking, ’How did I pass this guy up?
- We made it! #YOLO