14+ Best Spicoli Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Sean Penn extinguished a cigarette in the palm of his hand in order to better understand his character Jeff Spicoli. Profoundly inspirational Spicoli quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.

Famous Spicoli Quotes

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine. – Spicoli

Aloha, Mr. Hand. – Spicoli

Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business! – Spicoli

That was my skull! I’m so wasted! – Spicoli

There’s no birthday party for me here!? – Spicoli

Learnin’ about Cuba. Havin’ some food. – Spicoli

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there. – Spicoli

Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton! – Spicoli

People on ludes should not drive. – Spicoli

Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of? – Spicoli

So what Jefferson was saying was Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don’t get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we’ll just be bogus too. Yeah? – Spicoli

Hey bud, let’s party! – Spicoli

Those guys are f*gs. – Spicoli

You Dick! – Spicoli