Squidward Q. Tentacles is a fictional character voiced by actor Rodger Bumpass in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Profoundly inspirational Squidward quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
There are many others such as awesome SpongeBob quotes, best Patrick Star quotes, and beautiful Winnie The Pooh quotes continue to resonate with me not only because of the humor but also due to the life-long lessons and wisdom the characters give.
Famous Squidward Quotes
I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and than we die. — Squidward Tentacles
Too bad that didn’t kill me — Squidward Tentacles
Okay new theory. Maybe we should play do quietly no one can hear us — Squidward Tentacles
After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along. — Squidward Tentacles
Here, please hit me as hard as you can. — Squidward Tentacles
If I had a dollar for every brain you don’t have I’d have one dollar — Squidward Tentacles
I hate all of you. — Squidward Tentacles
What’s going to happen? Am I gonna blow up? — Squidward Tentacles
You can’t fool me I listen to public radio — Squidward Tentacles
What are those Neanderthals doing? Can’t they see I’m spoiling myself? — Squidward Tentacles
Does this look unsure to you? — Squidward Tentacles
Don’t say anything Squidward. Remember your karma. — Squidward Tentacles
When I die, you stay away from my funeral — Squidward Tentacles
If you think I’m gonna stand out there all day listening to (annoying SpongeBob noises) then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe! — Squidward Tentacles
It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever. — Squidward Tentacles
Shut your half wit pie holes — Squidward Tentacles
Do you have barnacles for brains? — Squidward Tentacles
Why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong? — Squidward Tentacles
What did I do that time? — Squidward Tentacles
I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today — Squidward Tentacles
Oh, it’s days like this that make me wish I had gone to college. — Squidward Tentacles
The 1st place Snail Racing cup presented to Squidward… TORTELLINI?! — Squidward Tentacles
I’m Not Rushing Perfection, I’m Rushing You! — Squidward Tentacles
Future! Future! — Squidward Tentacles
TTTTTTTTonight? — Squidward Tentacles
That was my cheese. It’s supposed to smell like that, kelp for brains! — Squidward Tentacles
Presented to Squidward… Tortellini? Will I ever win? — Squidward Tentacles
Good morning my people! I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but even I [laughs] strange as it seems, need my beauty sleep. — Squidward Tentacles
Oh, my aching tentacles. — Squidward Tentacles
That’s not what I meant you barnaclehead! — Squidward Tentacles
Please come again under his breath when I’m not working — Squidward Tentacles
Squidward Tentacles Lines
Is it time already for you to ruin my day? — Squidward Tentacles
Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent. — Squidward Tentacles
I’m a winner, see my prize! You’re a loser who sits and cries! — Squidward Tentacles
Oh no he’s hot!! — Squidward Tentacles
Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order? — Squidward Tentacles
Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. — Squidward Tentacles
Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With? — Squidward Tentacles
Spongebob isn’t hear to enjoy spongebob not being here — Squidward Tentacles
I might as well sleep for 100 years or so. — Squidward Tentacles
Well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything. — Squidward Tentacles
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me. — Squidward Tentacles
One – I hate you. And two – how can that be me when I’ m standing right here!? — Squidward Tentacles
Because I am all out of MONEEEEEEY!!!!! — Squidward Tentacles
Patrick go be stupid somewhere else! — Squidward Tentacles
That’s his eager face — Squidward Tentacles
I have no soul — Squidward Tentacles
It’s Not My Birthday!!! — Squidward Tentacles
Stop playing, in my yard — Squidward Tentacles
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument… — Squidward Tentacles
Being dead, or anything else! — Squidward Tentacles
Just do me a favor and stop doing me favors! — Squidward Tentacles
Welcome to the Krusty Krab, Where the Clock of Evolution Ticks Backwards. — Squidward Tentacles
It’s Tentacles! Not tennis balls! — Squidward Tentacles
Another day, another migraine — Squidward Tentacles
Krabby Patty nothing!! — Squidward Tentacles
Picture him naked. OH MY GOD, HE’S HOT! — Squidward Tentacles
Wake Me Up When I Care! — Squidward Tentacles
I feel like a…i feel like a…donkey noises big jerk! — Squidward Tentacles
Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?! — Squidward Tentacles
