SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon.
SpongeBob quotes are so universal and with the situations, references, and words used, SpongeBob is one of animated series that can appeal to adults as well as children and it never gets old.
Without a doubt, characters of SpongeBob SquarePants have amazing iconic quotes that we all still use in our daily language, even when it’s ridiculous. With too many to count, here are some favorite “SpongeBob” quotes, from ones that all fans should know, to ones we use every day.
There are many others such as beautiful Peter Pan quotes, funny Beauty and the Beast quotes, and Yoda quotes on happiness continue to resonate with me not only because of the humor but also due to the life-long lessons and wisdom the characters give.
Hope my favorite quotes from SpongeBob can make you think about life, friendship, trust, love and more. With full of fun and humor, here is a list of the best funniest SpongeBob quotes:
Spongebob SquarePants Quotes To Make You Smile
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly. – Spongebob
Can I be excused for the rest of my life? – Spongebob
I’m ugly and I’m proud! – Spongebob
F is for friends who do stuff together! – Spongebob
Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!
I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today. – Squidward
I’m hotter than a hickory smoked sausage! – Sandy
Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly. – Mr. Krabs
If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true. – Spongebob
Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb. – Patrick Star
I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors! – Spongebob
I’m ready, I’m ready. – Spongebob
Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else
You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. – SpongeBob
Firmly grasp it in your hand.
Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads. – Spongebob
Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
Mr. Krabs: I didn’t want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?
It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say. – Mr. Krabs
-Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.
-Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!
No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change. – Spongebob
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. – Patrick Star
All I know is fine dining and breathing. – Spongebob
You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one. – Patrick Star
I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob!
Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli. – Spongebob
You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. – Spongebob
Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: “waiting for you to come back.”
Is Mayonnaise an instrument? – Patrick Star
With imagination, you can be anything you want. – Spongebob
I can’t see my forehead! – Patrick Star
That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges! – Plankton
Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face. – Spongebob
F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!
You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems. – Patrick Star
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end! – Patrick Star
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The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time. – Spongebob
Too bad SpongeBob is not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here. – Squidward
Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you. – Sandy Cheeks
Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy. – Plankton
It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!
Wake me up when I care. – Squidward
Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos. – Patrick Star
Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions. – Spongebob
I have no soul. – Squidward
Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! – Mr. Krabs
You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio! – Squidward
If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright. – Spongebob
-Patrick, you’re a genius!
-Yeah, I get called that a lot.
-What? A genius?
Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs.
It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever. – Squidward
Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!” Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?” Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.” Patrick:”Ho, Ho,Ho!” Spongebob: “Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!””
You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you. – Plankton
You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?
Do instruments of torture count?
I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep! – Patrick Star
Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week. – Patrick Star
Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.
SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…
But it’s my only night to be fancy! – Squidward
Moss always points to civilization. – SpongeBob
Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding! – Patrick Star
Knowledge cannot replace friendship. – Patrick Star
Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
I might as well sleep for 100 years or so. – Squidward
SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours! – Squidward
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)
We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else! – Patrick Star
The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. – Spongebob
Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?
Spongebob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don’t.
This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. – Spongebob
Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain. – Sandy
Patrick: Is Sandy the one I call “Mom”? SpongeBob: No Patrick, that’s your mother.
See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral. – Pearl Krabs
The Most Hilarious SpongeBob Quotes
We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination. – SpongeBob
Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. – Patrick Star
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. – SpongeBob
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz. – Patrick Star
I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. – SpongeBob
Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite! – Plankton
Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly. – Mr. Krabs
A five letter word for happiness…money. – Mr. Krabs
Spongebob: “No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!”
We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request. – Mr. Krabs
I’m a good noodle! – SpongeBob
Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.
Hey Patrick what am I now?
-No! I’m Texas!
-What’s the difference?
So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one. – Narrator
Squidward: Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4.
Are you Squidward now? … That’s okay take your time.
Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today! – SpongeBob
Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off. – Spongebob
Three hours later. – Narrator
I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent. – SpongeBob
2000 years later. – Narrator
Too bad that didn’t kill me. – Squidward
SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma! – Spongebob
Who are you people?! – Patrick Star
SpongeBob: Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan.
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice. Security!
SpongeBob: No, no! I’ll do anything you want!
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Go jump off a building.
[SpongeBob jumps off building, returns]
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face.
[SpongeBob punches himself with a boxing glove]
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Doesn’t that hurt?
SpongeBob: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?
Karen, baby, I haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife! – Plankton
Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty. – SpongeBob
Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.
I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss. – SpongeBob
Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.” Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian
There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!
And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple. – SpongeBob
One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty? – Squidward
His chops are too righteous. The helmets can’t handle this level of rock n’ roll! Karen, do something! – Plankton
After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize that you don’t want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along. – Squidward
Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home. – SpongeBob
A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those. – SpongeBob
My pants are on fire!…My underwear is on fire!…I’M ON FIRE! – Mr. Krabs
If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor! – Lord Royal Highness
It started out as a simple order. A Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, NO CHEESE! – Mr. Krabs
Catchphrases From SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick Star’s Catchphrases
“Good morning, Krusty Krew!”
“Everybody’s a critic.”
“How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?”
“I never thought I’d say this, but…”/”I can’t believe I’m saying this, but…”
“Oh, My aching tentacles.”
“Sweet mother of Pearl!”/”Mother of Pearl!”
“Come spend your money here!”
“David H. Jones!/Sweet Davey Jones!”
“Karen, my computer wife…”/”Computer wife…”
“I went to college!”
“I win! I win!”
“I will destroy all of you!”
“I command…”/”order you…”
“Well, This stinks.”