60+ Best Funny Animal Quotes to Make You Laugh

Animals are multicellular eukaryotic organisms that form the biological kingdom Animalia. Inspirational funny animal quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Funny Animal Quotes

The household cat is really a tiger that has undergone three counseling programs. Valeriu Butulescu

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler

The fate of animals is of far greater importance to me than the fear of appearing ridiculous. Emile Zola

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog! Greg Curtis

Let’s get something straight here. Okay? There is no ‘we’. There never was a ‘we’. In fact, without me, it wouldn’t even be a ‘you’! Manny, ‘Ice Age

If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over

Properly trained, a man can be a dog’s best friend. Corey Ford

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this. Terry Pratchett

I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, Eww, dog poop! Jonah Goldberg

Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. Sir Winston S. Churchill

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Groucho Marx

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that! Dave Barry

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. Phil Pastoret

Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted Sian Ford

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. Mary Bly

A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it. Helen Thomson

Animals are such agreeable friends they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. George Eliot

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

God in his wisdom made the fly, And then forgot to tell us why. Ogden Nash

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother. Bonnie Schacter

Size isn’t everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. Bill Vaughan

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. Joe Weinstein

If you’re a zebra being chased by a lion, maybe just stop in front of a giant bar code? Guy Endore Kaiser

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.

We’ve all done this because we’re so mature. You see a cow on the side of the road, stick your head out the window and go, Mooooo! Like we expect the cow to think, Hey, there’s another cow, driving that car! How can he afford that? Garry Shandling

No home decor is complete without dog hair.

I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there’s plenty of blame to go around. John Lyon

The best therapist has fur and four legs.

I don’t know about you guys, but we are the weirdest herd I’ve ever seen. Sid, ‘İce Age

Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.

My friend was attacked by a duck. I yelled duck! to warn him, but it just made it worse. Kelkulus

Without my dog my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.

That south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds who needs it? Isn’t this great? You and me, two bachelors knockin’ about in the wild. Sid, Ice Age

If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He’s got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. Jeff Foxworthy

This home is filled with love and dog hair.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.Mark Twain

Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t have just one

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. Colette

Life without a dog is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain

What I like most about people is their dogs

Give it up, Sid. You know humans can’t talk. Diego, Ice Age

Dogs are my favorite people

Cats have a scam going  you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal. Eddie İzzard

The only person who understands me is my dog

They left without me. They do this every year. Why? Doesn’t anyone love me? Isn’t there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth? Sid, Ice Age

I am one dog short of crazy.

That’s it, you’re out of the herd! Sid, Ice Age

If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Kin Hubbard

Leave me alone I’m only speaking to dogs today

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. Charles De Gaulle

The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.

It’s time to get buck wild! Buck

When I die my dog gets everything