36+ Best Funny Brother Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Brother is a man or boy with the same parents as another person. Profoundly inspirational funny brother quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.

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Famous Funny Brother Quotes

There is a destiny which makes us brothers; none goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own. — Edwin Markham

We came into the world like brother and brother, And now let’s go hand in hand, not one before another. — William Shakespeare

Oh, brothers! I don’t care for brothers. My elder brother won’t die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else. — Oscar Wilde

All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers. — Chief Joseph

Being pretty on the inside means you don’t hit your brother and you eat all your peas – that’s what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow. — Michael Morpurgo

Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero. — Marc Brown

Nothing can stop me from loving my brother. — Brandy Norwood

It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea. — Dylan Thomas

Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply. — Jane Austen

Never make a companion equal to a brother. — Hesiod

There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother… Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too. — Anna Quindlen

The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you. — Chloe Grace Moretz

You’re a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn’t even have the decency to have! — Groucho Marx

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, ‘You’re tearing up the grass’; ‘We’re not raising grass,’ Dad would reply. ‘We’re raising boys.’ — Harmon Killebrew

One can be a brother only in something. Where there is no tie that binds men, men are not united but merely lined up. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder. — Jane Austen

I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends. — James Boswell

When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life. — Antisthenes

My brother is one of my true heroes. Steady and sober where I am impulsive and emotional. — Mark McKinnon

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope

I want to be the white man’s brother, not his brother-in-law. — Martin Luther King, Jr.

Everyone knows that if you’ve got a brother, you’re going to fight. — Liam Gallagher

Brothers don’t necessarily have to say anything to each other – they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other. — Leonardo DiCaprio

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. — Sam Levenson

I don’t believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at. — Maya Angelou

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. — Garrison Keillor

Your True Nature Is Love. There’s Nothing You Can Do About It. — Byron Katie

Ignore reality, there’s nothing you can do about it. — Natalie Imbruglia

Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other. — James Patterson

I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. — Unknown

It takes two men to make one brother. — Israel Zangwill

Blessed is the servant who loves his brother as much when he is sick and useless as when he is well and an be of service to him. And blessed is he who loves his brother as well when he is afar off as when he is by his side, and who would say nothing behind his back he might not, in love, say before his face. — Francis of Assisi

Let’s go hand in hand, not one before another. — William Shakespeare

When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy welt. Second, I see a good man who will always be there, no matter how hard life gets for me or him. Then, I get out of the way because I realize he’s coming at me with a wet dish towel. — Daniel Pearce

I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young age! I learned what ‘pull my finger’ meant the hard way. — Danica McKellar