There are times when we need to find some inspiration. If you’ve been feeling stuck or uninspired, hilarious sayings may help you find humor, inspiration and wisdom at the same time. Famous funny inspirational quotes will brighten your day and bring a smile to your face.
Laughter also will reduce stress, lower your blood pressure, and releases endorphins.
Best Funny Inspirational Quotes
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing until you get there.” – Josh Billings
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper
“Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard at it.” – Unknown
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” – Dale Carnegie
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” – Unknown
“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I’ve finished two bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” – Mark Twain
“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison
“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.” – Michael Scott, The Office
“Do or do not. There is no try.” – Yoda
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz
“My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.” – Unknown
“If you think you are too old to rock and roll, then you are.” – Lemmy Kilmister
“Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown
“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra
“Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon
“If you hit the target every time, it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield
“Do something today that your future self will thank you for. Like taking a nap.” – Unknown
“Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.” – Unknown
“Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.” – Ziad K. Abdelnour
“It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” – Lisa Lieberman-Wang
“You don’t have to be crazy to work here; we’ll train you.” – Unknown
“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
“You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage work ethic.” – Stephen C. Hogan
“When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.” – Unknown
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
“Opportunity does not knock; it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and have worms.” – Michael Scott, The Office
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
“Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.” – Unknown
“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant… unless you’re really hungry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
“Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
“The best things in life are actually really expensive.” – Unknown
“You can’t shine like a diamond if you’re not willing to get cut like a diamond.” – Eric Thomas
“I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” – Albert Einstein
“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.” – Albert Schweitzer
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra
“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” – Phyllis Diller
“I didn’t fall. I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.” – Unknown
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step… and a lot of complaining.” – Unknown
“Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.” – Arthur Ashe
“I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.” – Winston Churchill
“We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.” – Ronald Reagan
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.” – Unknown
“If you don’t know what you’re doing, neither does anyone else.” – Unknown
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