36+ Best Pineapple Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Pineapple is (the yellow flesh and juice of) a large tropical fruit with a rough orange or brown skin and pointed leaves on top. Profoundly inspirational pineapple quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.

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Famous Pineapple Quotes

If you were a fruit, you would definitely be a fineapple

If only every workday could be spent in the sunshine with pineapples full of rum. She’d get very little work done, but she’d be in an excellent mood. Jasmine Guillory

 This pineapple won’t move! Must be out of juice

When life hands you pineapples, you best make piña coladas.

 I pine for you.

So, bring me two piña coladas. One for each hand. Garth Brooks

You are the pineapple of my eye

It’s against the law of Pineapples for humans to drink water after eating them. Michael Bassey Johnson

What do you call a fruit that has intimacy issues and can only love from afar? A pineapple.

Pineapples have this cute little crown on top of them. They wear it proudly.

 What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pineapple!

Wear a crown like a pineapple.

 What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus but on the outside of the pineapple.

A pineapple a day keeps the worries away.

 In a world full of apples, be a pineapple!

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple Davin Turney

When would an apple be not an apple? When it’s a pineapple!

Tropic apple weather is hot and nice!

What do you call a fat pineapple? A pineapple chunk!

The pineapple is creating a painting. But it’s still a little rough around the edges.

 What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on their pizza? Sane.

And they lived pineapply ever after.

 From where do you get pineapple milk? From its pineapples!

You are one fineapple.

 A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza Also, I lost my bus license today.

Love is like a pineapple. Sweet and undefinable. Piet Heinrb

Be like a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside Katherine Gaskin

I like pineapple. It’s delightful! Sarah Drew

If you sit all day in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That is well documented. Karl Pilkington

The pineapple is a symbol of welcome, warmth, friendship, and hospitality.

Know what I love? All those different textures. The smooth bananas, the stringy pineapple, the crunchy pecans. Nothing like it. James Villas, in Hungry for Happiness

Be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. Katherine Gaskin

Only the knife knows the heart of a pineapple adapted from Simone Schwarz Bart

I may be spiky on the outside. But I’m sweet inside