30+ Best Tequila Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Tequila is a strong alcoholic drink originally from Mexico, made from the agave plant. Profoundly inspirational tequila quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.

If you’re searching for motivating food quotes that perfectly capture what you’d like to say or just want to feel inspired yourself, browse through an amazing collection of popular tea quotes, powerful taco quotes and famous margarita quotes.

Famous Tequila Quotes

And my wife goes ‘Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?’, and I said ‘Exactly!’ Bill Engval

Shot of Tequila, beer on tap. Sweet southern woman set on my lap. Alan Jackson

I did bust all in the face of a perfect dime. I even fell asleep twisted off Cuervo and lime. D Block

For the love of Jose Cuervo! Unknown

Hakuna some tequila. Unknown

Jose Cuervo tequila—the spirit of adventure. Unknown

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. Jimmy Buffett

Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy a bottle of Jose Cuervo. It’s the same Unknown

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it’s a little different. Tre Cool

O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate Tom Robbins

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them tequila and have a party. Ron White

Do you know Jose Cuervo? He’s my friend. Unknown

Love is like tequila shots. Not the quantity but the strength matters Saru Singhal

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila. Rachel Vincent

Inspiring Tequila Quotes

And no one drank just one shot of tequila. Kristin Hannah

I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. Sammy Hagar

Keep calm and have a Jose Cuervo. Unknown

There’s always time for a shot of Jose Cuervo. Unknown

Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit. Lee Marvin

Jose Cuervo. Time to call friends. Unknown

The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbia make tonight a wonderful thing. Steely Dan

All things are possible with tequila and lipstick. Unknown

Pour me another tequila, I’m going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. Bobby Bare

Tequila drinking, our minds will wander to wondrous places. Dave Matthews Band

Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Jackson Rathbone

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn’t gone that well with the crew… so I replaced it with tequila. Hugh Laurie

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. Mark Danielewski

Tequila is my salmon. Eddie Redmayne

He was a tequila sunrise after the darkest night. EJ King

We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila. Justin Timberlake

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. Sanjaya Malakar

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