18+ Best Tequila Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational tequila quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.

Famous Tequila Quotes

Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone. – Dylan Moran

Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters. – Saru Singhal

Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila. – Unknown

If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. – Unknown

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time. – John Walter Bratton

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. – Jimmy Buffett

And no one drank just one shot of tequila. – Kristin Hannah

Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt. – Saleem Sharma

If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. – Alida Nugent

Life is better with Tequila. – Unknown

Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot. – Unknown

At least you do’ need a prescription for tequila. – Rachel Vincent

Tequila is like acid in a glass. – Greg Proops

Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination. – Rainbow Rowell

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. – George Carlin

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. – Sanjaya Malakar

Tequila is like Duck tape, it fixes damn nearly everything. – Unknown

I am well aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway! – Unknown

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