Profoundly inspirational tequila quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.
Famous Tequila Quotes
Tequila is not even a drink; it’s a way for having the cops around without using a phone. – Dylan Moran
Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters. – Saru Singhal
Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila. – Unknown
If you want to make some memories, add some tequila. – Unknown
Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time. – John Walter Bratton
It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough. – Jimmy Buffett
And no one drank just one shot of tequila. – Kristin Hannah
Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt. – Saleem Sharma
If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila. – Alida Nugent
Life is better with Tequila. – Unknown
Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot. – Unknown
At least you do’ need a prescription for tequila. – Rachel Vincent
Tequila is like acid in a glass. – Greg Proops
Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination. – Rainbow Rowell
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. – George Carlin
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. – Sanjaya Malakar
Tequila is like Duck tape, it fixes damn nearly everything. – Unknown
I am well aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway! – Unknown
