30+ Best Tequila Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Tequila is a strong alcoholic drink originally from Mexico, made from the agave plant. Profoundly inspirational tequila quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.

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Famous Tequila Quotes

Save Water. Drink Tequila

We should all believe in something, and I believe it’s time for another shot of tequila. Justin Timberlake

Tequila and friends make a great blend.

And no one drank just one shot of tequila. Kristin Hannah

Trust me; you can dance!  Tequila

Tequila is my salmon. Eddie Redmayne

Trust me; one isn’t enough.  Tequila

Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit. Lee Marvin

Nothing brings people together like good tequila.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila. Rachel Vincent

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn’t gone that well with the crew so I replaced it with tequila.

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila. Mark Danielewski

Exercise makes you look and feel good naked so does tequila, your choice!

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn’t gone that well with the crew so I replaced it with tequila. Hugh Laurie

I’m well aware I’m not someone’s cup of tea. I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway.

Pour me another tequila, I’m going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes. Bobby Bare

Take life with a pinch of salt, a shot of tequila, and a wedge of lime so nothing at all but take your time. John Walter Bratton

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it’s a little different. Tre Cool

It was too much tequila, or not quite enough. Jimmy Buffett

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. Sanjaya Malakar

If you want to make some memories, add some tequila.

Stop trying to make everyone happy. Remember, you’re not a tequila.

Wanna be smart in no time? Drink tequila. Such intelligence is temporary, though.

One tequila. Two tequila. Three tequila. Floor.

I usually just prefer to chase a shot of tequila with another shot of tequila.

You ain’t ugly but you’re 10 tequila shots away from being my type.

The next forecast with the words ice and salt better be a margarita recipe.

Taking shots of tequila is just another way of saying, ‘I like where I wake up to always be a surprise.