Some people seek to diagnose me so I diagnose them
Not with a mental disorder but with their true intent.
Some people enjoy viewing my distress
ME enjoy watching 9/11 jumper videos so – voyeurism, I get the fondness for it
ME, Jose Austen, is quite fond of the leaf like stegosaurus.
No one is aware of me but I’m aware of them
I am not aloof, I concentrate on THEM.
But I am not friendly – because THEY are not my friends.
I have no friends aside from imaginary friends
ME play pretend and also play with action figures
ME eat Gerber Baby applesauce
and drink sippy cups of warm milk to get bigger.
ME be watching Arthur and sometimes I watch Clifford
A toddler telling grown-ups I demand, not beg to differ.
Ready to live or die by my Yu-gi-oh cards
I think most people are closeted Frauds.
Am I? That’s for you to judge
But who the fuck are you? Just another person for all of us to judge.