102+ Best Yosemite Sam Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Yosemite Sam is an American animated cartoon character in the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons produced by Warner Bros. Profoundly inspirational Yosemite Sam quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

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Famous Yosemite Sam Quotes

Drop that sword varmint! – Yosemite Sam

Stranger, you just yupped yourself into a hole in the head! – Yosemite Sam

Any one-a-you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints care to slap leather with me? – Yosemite Sam

Ya doggone idgit galoot … you’ll blow the ship to smithereenies! – Yosemite Sam

Cut it out! Now drink yer juice before I blows the fur off’n yer hide! – Yosemite Sam

No more gentleman’s stuff, from now on you fights my way … dirty! – Yosemite Sam

What’s up doc? I ain’t no doc … I’m a pirate, sea goin’ Sam – Yosemite Sam

Great horny toads, I’m up North! … Gotta burn my boots, they touched Yankee soil – Yosemite Sam

I smells carrots a-cookin’ … and where there’s carrots, there’s rabbits – Yosemite Sam

I’m a Hessian … without no aggression – Yosemite Sam

Start walkin’ ya doggone long eared galoot – Yosemite Sam

Ya long-eared galoot! – Yosemite Sam

No good bush whackin’ barracudaEhhh, what’s up doc? -Hare Trigger – Yosemite Sam

Ok ya fur-bearin’ carpet-bagger … I’m-a-givin’ ya one second to come out or I’ll blow ya out! Times up! – Yosemite Sam

The first one is trys to get outta here to warn that rabbit … gets his hide blown off! – Yosemite Sam

There’s your piana rabbit … now let’s see ya play it – Yosemite Sam

Welcome to the house of Sam – Yosemite Sam

Great horny toads … a trespasser gettin’ footie prints all over my desert – Yosemite Sam

Blast his scuppers … I’ll slice his liver out for this! – Yosemite Sam

I’m no doc, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m Riff-Raff Sam … the riffiest riff that ever riffed a raff! – Yosemite Sam

Now get that flea-bitten carcass off’n my real estate! – Yosemite Sam

Yeah, Chilikoot Sam … The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest claim-jumper that ever jumped a claim – Yosemite Sam

That’s right, Yosemite Sam … The roughest, toughest, hombre that ever locked horns with a rabbit – Yosemite Sam

Nobody ‘ill vote for a flattened out rabbit skin, a-huh huh … I always say – Yosemite Sam

Now ya varmint … dive! – Yosemite Sam

Whoa camel! Whoa! – Yosemite Sam

Oooo … that dirty bilge rat has be-fouled my good name – Yosemite Sam

I’m the fastest gun north, south, east, aaaaaaaand west of the Pecos! – Yosemite Sam

Read faster rabbit … read faster or I’ll blast your head off! – Yosemite Sam

Blast your scuppers ya barnacle bitten landlubber … come down here and fight like a man! – Yosemite Sam

Say yer prayers ya long eared galoot! – Yosemite Sam

I hates rabbits! – Yosemite Sam

Get a-goin’ … or I’ll blow your carcass right out from under yer hat! – Yosemite Sam

I’m the hootinst, tootinist, shootinist bobtail wildcat in the west! – Yosemite Sam

Ya better say your prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint … I’m-a-gonna blow ya to smithereenies! – Yosemite Sam

Back, back, back … down ya shark livered varmint! – Yosemite Sam

Goodbye rabbit! – Yosemite Sam

Now where’s that swab a-hidin’ at … I’ll blast the fur clean off a-his flea-bitten hide! – Yosemite Sam

Who am I? I’m Sam Von Schmamm the Hessian … that’s who I am – Yosemite Sam

5:15 … I’ll take care of you later, I gotta catch a train … and rob it! – Yosemite Sam

I’m the hootin’est, tootin’est, shootin’est, bob-tail wildcat, in the west! – Yosemite Sam

So long, sucker! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … – Yosemite Sam

Yosemite Sam Catchphrases

I’m the meanest, roughest, toughest hombre that’s ever crossed the Rio Grande – and I ain’t o namby-bamby! – Yosemite Sam

I’m Yosemite Sam … The meanest, toughest, rip-roarin-est, Edward Everett Horton-est hombre whatever packed a six shooter! – Yosemite Sam

Now quit stallin’ and start roastin’! – Yosemite Sam

Oooo ya long eared, fur bearin’ flat-footed varmint! – Yosemite Sam

Come back here you muley-headed maverick – Yosemite Sam

What’s up? Why you ornery, fur-bearin’ critter … this here’s one of them there train robbery hold ups – Yosemite Sam

Ooooooooooooooooooooo! – Yosemite Sam

Be you the mean hombre’ that’s a-hankerin’ for a heap a trouble stranga! … well be ya? – Yosemite Sam

Blast your ornery hide, if ya does that just once more … I ain’t a-going after it – Yosemite Sam

I’m a-sailin’ with the tide … or my name ain’t Shanghai Sam … and it is – Yosemite Sam

You ornery fur-bearin’ rebel … you’ll pay for this! – Yosemite Sam

Ya crazy idgit bedraggled dragon … I warned ya about lettin’ your fire get low, now ya caught cold – Yosemite Sam

The first dang Yankee that steps out of that dugout, gets his head blasted off! – Yosemite Sam

Oooo! Ya long eared, fur bearin’, flat-footed varmint … say yer prayers ya critter! – Yosemite Sam

Aha! Now I gotcha … ya fur-bearin’ crittter! – Yosemite Sam

Avast there! Come back here … you barnacle-bitten swab – Yosemite Sam

Oooooo! I hate that rabbit! – Yosemite Sam

I’m a-givin’ ya one second to draw a gun – Yosemite Sam

Haw haw haw haw … and keep reachin’ for the ceiling, till ya reach it! – Yosemite Sam

You rackin’ frackin’ varmint! – Yosemite Sam

Oooooo! I’ll keelhaul you for this! – Yosemite Sam

Shut up shuttin’ up! – Yosemite Sam

I paid my four bits to see the high divin’ act … and I’m-a gonna see the high diving act! – Yosemite Sam

I’m a-comin’ over the wall after ya … and I’m a-comin’ in a-shootin’! – Yosemite Sam

Now, ya carrot-chewin’ coyote! Git a goin’! – Yosemite Sam

Ya darn dude … I’ll give you a taste of leather! – Yosemite Sam

Ok rabbit … you forced me to use force – Yosemite Sam

Aha! There ya are ya buck-toothed barnacle … say yer prayers – Yosemite Sam

Get down, ya long eared mountain goat – Yosemite Sam

Now all-a-you skunks clear outta here! – Yosemite Sam

Oooo … get me a a mouth piece … I wanna a hapus corpeas! – Yosemite Sam

I sees ya … come on out-a-there ya long eared blue coat – Yosemite Sam

Oooo! Belay there you long eared galoot, get aloft and furl the tatter-sole top gallants before I keel-hauls ya! – Yosemite Sam

Now be there any livin’ varmint is aims to try to tame me? … Well be there? – Yosemite Sam

That’s what I get for trustin’ a rabbit – Yosemite Sam

Shut off that judybox! … I can’t hear myself a-speechin’ – Yosemite Sam

Yah mule! Yah yah yah!!! Whoa camel, whoa, whoa, whoa camel, whoa, ah ha ha come on whoa … – Yosemite Sam

Ya double crossin’ rabbit, ya cut down your chances … I’m only goin’ count 2, and then blast ya! – Yosemite Sam

Oooooo! I’ll blast your head off for this! – Yosemite Sam

Oooo … that gastronomic, epicure, culinary crepe suzette … I hate him! – Yosemite Sam

Oooo, I’d like to lay my hands on the lily-livered swab is writ that forgery – Yosemite Sam

Come ta papa baby – Yosemite Sam

The varmint got me … I’m-a-headin’… for the last round up – Yosemite Sam

10 dollars! Why it’s gettin’ so a man can’t earn a dishonest livin’ no more – Yosemite Sam

Yeah, Yosemite Sam … The roughest, toughest, he-man stuffest hombre’ is ever crossed the Rio Grande – Yosemite Sam

Great horny toadies! I musta dug clean through to Chiney! – Yosemite Sam

Now drink up varmint! – Yosemite Sam

Huh … missed again ya hammerhead halibut! – Yosemite Sam

Funny Yosemite Sam Quotes

Say your prayers, rabbit. – Yosemite Sam

Say your prayers varmint … dead rabbits tell no tales – Yosemite Sam

When I say whoa, I mean whoa! – Yosemite Sam

All right, don’t rush me. I’m-a-thinkin’, and my head hurts. – Yosemite Sam

Oooooo! I hate that rabbit! – Yosemite Sam

Shut up, shuttin’ up! Bang! bang! bang! – Yosemite Sam

Ah, Chilikoot Sam. The roughest, toughest, rootinest, shootinest claim-jumper that ever jumped a claim. – Yosemite Sam

Aha! Now I gotcha ya fur-bearin’ crittter! – Yosemite Sam

Blast your scuppers, ya barnacle-bitten landlubber. – Yosemite Sam

Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas? – Yosemite Sam

Oooo, that gastronomic, epicure, culinary crepe suzette—I hate him! – Yosemite Sam

All right now ya wise guy … Dance! – Yosemite Sam