70+ Best Toxic Friends Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Toxic friendships are a friendship that is making a negative impact on your life. Inspirational toxic friend quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.

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Most Famous Toxic Friends Quotes

When my friend would never criticize himself for his mistakes He would always blame others and make others just feel downright useless sometimes

Im not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life

When he started cheating on his gf indiscriminately and then bragged about it

Light travels faster than sound This is why some people appear bright until they speak Steven Wright

And to make matters worse, my then gf was friends with his, so he indirectly involved me in his lies when I had to cover his dumb ass We ended up fighting over it and aren’t really close anymore

Life’s good, you should get one

When I moved states and they didn’t notice

I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it

When they made plans in front of me and didn’t invite me

I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared

 When he started defining friendships as people who are blindly loyal to him and his actions

Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face

Everything I did was wrong My food choices, my hobbies, boys I liked

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer, number one Robin Williams, Actor

They may have wanted *a* friend, but it sure as hell wasn’t me

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid I really thought you already knew

When I sacrificed a lot of precious family time to help out my friends, only to get a hell of bullshit and insults from said friends as a thanks

If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you

When I realized that I was afraid to tell her things because I didn’t want to be judged and talked about behind my back

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception

 I realized that while I sometimes enjoyed hanging out with her, I always felt worse we’d meet up She was the type of person who needed to be cynical to validate her own opinions, so being around her just started to be really taxing

She also tried to make out with me, despite knowing that I was not interested in her, and in a very serious relationship That was the death knell13. When my dad died and my best friend didn’t call text me, but managed to message a frind who I previously slept with a few weeks before of mine for a dick appointment He asked her if she had messaged me about my dad, when she said no he said you should message your friend He was texting me through this situation too She knew for 5 days that my dad passed, the weekend my dad died I comforted her through a break up I hadn’t told her then but she found out 2 days later from a mutual friend of ours I ended the friendship after that Lost two of the most important people in my life within a week

Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty

When she would never respect my boundaries but flipped out if I didn’t confirm to hers

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand

When he lost his shit that we came second to a group of girls in pub trivia Then on the car ride home ranted about how It’ll never happen again and he refuses to let a group of bitches get the better of him

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet Please be patient I will get to you shortly

He was telling all of our friends that he missed me and our friendship without ever reaching out to me to smooth things over or to make plans There was plenty of stuff before this, but that was the straw for me He was an expert at fooling people into thinking he was a good person and a lot of people are still falling for it

I’ve birthed an entire baby in less time than it takes my husband to poop

 When he brought his totally cool friends over, and then they stole some of my stuff and he defended them

If you’re waiting for me to give a crap, you better pack a lunch It’s going to be a while

I started to realize that they’re toxic after I felt that they’re intentionally making me feel out of place because I can’t join them when they wanna hang out out somewhere or get drunk I’m not an alcoholic person and they make me feel bad for not joining them have fun Most of the time, I don’t also have enough money to go wherever they wanna go, hence, calling me a kill joy Now, they’re starting to treat me as if I’m no one Always the last option in the group No one wants to go with me during lunch They only notice me when they ask for help on a particular subject It just makes me sad

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once

Nah trust me, you don’t wanna ask her out, she’s just a hoe

What doesn’t kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor

 They would routinely pick on me I get friends bust each other’s balls from time  to time, but I notice that it was me getting picked on, and barely anyone else

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy I go normal from time to time

 When we were in our 20s and in a bar, and we met two guys The more attractive one was showing more attention to me, so she brought up a really personal story about me to disgust him and turn his attention to her Friendship over, removed from my life

 When I realized he was a full blown alcoholic He would get black out drunk and piss himself, throw up everywhere, etc and then justify it by saying I don’t remember, so it didn’t happen

I don’t keep secrets, I just keep people out of my business

When I realized I felt dread every time their message icon popped up

When she got sick of me and threw me away like an old toy, replacing me almost instantly

 When he told me about how he yelled at retail workers who just tried to help as he walked into a store And the way he told it, he was proud of yelling at them

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