215+ AMAZING Coffee Quotes for Caffeinated Thinkers

Coffee is a passion for many. In fact, a lot of people can’t do without a cup of coffee. Famous coffee quotes celebrate the black elixir of life.

According to science, there’s increasing evidence that coffee might actually be good for you. Studies show that coffee drinkers have a much lower risk of several serious diseases, and many other benefits.

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Top 10 Coffee Quotes

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love. – Turkish Proverb

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’ – Jim Carrey

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

Coffee which makes the politician wise and sees through all things with his half-shut eyes. – Alexander Pope

Humanity runs on coffee.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? – Jean Kerr

Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated.

Best Coffee Quotes

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot

Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self. – Terry Pratchett

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. – Louisa May Alcott

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him. – Old Bourbon Proverb

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case we feel 107. – Martha Beck

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Regan

To an old man, a cup of coffee is like the doorpost of an old house – it sustains and strengthens him.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Alfred Renyi

Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot. – Vijjay Kumar

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. – Terri Guillemets

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. – Josephine Baker

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby

People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think. – Kevin Garnett

Coffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. – James Mackintosh

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas. – Emo Phillips

Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I’ll stand on Bob Dylan’s coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that. – Steve Earle

Coffee is always a good idea.

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee? – Anthony Trollope

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid. – Floyd Maxwell

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? – Steven Wright

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table. There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it. – Garrison Keillor

When you make it your habit to notice small moments of beauty, you caffeinated your spirit.

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. – Edward Abbey

Famous Coffee Lover Quotes

• A 41 – inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more. – Jayne Mansfield
• Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend! – Gerard Way
• I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard
• I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster
• Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson
• Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future. – Ian Somerhalder
• Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? – Albert Camus
• I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
• It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee – house for the voice of the kingdom. – Jonathan Swift
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• Coffee helps me maintain my never killed anyone streak.
• In dog coffees, I’ve only had one.
• I put coffee in my coffee.
• The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr
• Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.
• My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.
• Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.
• Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee.
• We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.
• Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Terri Guillemets
• I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.
• 7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.
• Caffeine – It maintains my sunny personality.
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• I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. This was a five – espresso algorithm.
• Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams
• Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
• Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.
• Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring?
• If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. – David Letterman
• Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee! – David Letterman
• Coffee, It’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions! – Mike Ditka
• I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. – Pemberley
• I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community. – Howard Schultz
• A morning without coffee is like sleep.
• Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
• Every morning I long to hold you…I need you, I want you, I have to have your …your warmth, your smell, your taste…ohhh coffee, I love you.
• Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.
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• Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?
• How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?
• Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better. – Justina Headley
• I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night. – Jarod Kintz

Inspirational Coffee Quotes

• What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black – like my soul. – Cassandra Clare
• I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless. – Napoleon Bonaparte
• Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.
• Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. – Bill Gates
• A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
• Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better. – Justina Headley
• Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.
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• The road to success is paved in coffee.
• This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.
• I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. – John Van Druten
• There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.
• To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine.
• A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
• I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
• Drink Coffee. Do stupid things even faster with more energy.
• Caffeine – The other Vitamin C.
• Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
• You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee. – Edward VII
• Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
• Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.
• Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
• Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. – Bob Irwin
• The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword. – Old Arabic Saying
• There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia
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• Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.
• Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee. – Rory Bremner
• Coffee in England is just toasted milk. – Christopher Fry
• Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. – Fran Drescher
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• I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge. – Jennifer Lopez
• When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. – Helen Hayes
• May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.
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• Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. – Fran Drescher
• When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.
• Coffee, because crack is bad for you.
• Here’s to all the people who remain unharmed because I have coffee and a sense of humor.
• I’ve had so much coffee today I can see noises.
• Coffee is a hug in a mug.
• There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia
• When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds like the Warriors’ march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.
• If I were a wizard, I’m pretty sure my Patronus would be coffee.
• Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee? – Justina Chen
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• Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul. – Isak Dinesen
• I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. – Lewis Black
• To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman
• A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcize them all. – Henry Ward Beecher
• As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle. – Honore de Balzac
• After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm. – Diane Ackerman
• Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions…is never followed by sadness, languor or debility. – Benjamin Franklin
• Coffee and love are best when they are hot. – German Proverb
• I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake.
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• Sometimes you gotta drink some coffee, put on some rock n’ roll, and handle your business.
• You should know that before 10am, no matter what the question is, my answer is always coffee.
• I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons – Nanea Hoffman
• Patience is the time between drinking a cup of coffee and the motivation to begin your day.
• With enough coffee, I can dress myself and use my grown-up manners.
• Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.
• May your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.
• I will start working when my coffee does.
• Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cover.
• Coffee is a language in itself – Jackie Chan
• I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community – Howard Schultz
• Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir
• Coffee is the best medicine.
• Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!
• This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.
• To me, the smell of fresh – made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. – Hugh Jackman
• I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee. – Burt Lancaster
• Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.
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• Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. – Stephanie Piro
• The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Wendell Holmes Sr.
• I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. – Megan Mullally
• Life happens, coffee helps.
• When that first sip of coffee touches your soul…
• Coffee helps me the person, personing is hard without caffeine.
• Coffee; because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm.
• Coffee, coffee! It’s our drink! If we don’t get it, we can’t think!
• Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.
• There is no use crying over spilled milk…spilled coffee, however, may get you stabbed.
• Come here you a giant cup of beautiful coffee and lie to me about how much we’re going to get done today
• I like my coffee as I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you – Jac Vanek
• I don’t need an inspirational quote, what I need is a freaking cup of coffee.
• Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh, what a beautiful day. I’m drinking this whole pot of coffee. You better stay out of my way!
• The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you eat your head against it. – Douglas Adams

Funny Coffee Quotes

• Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.
• Coffee first. Schemes later. – Leanna Renee Hieber
• I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch
• What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins
• The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
• My birthstone is a coffee bean.
• Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups. – Laurell K. Hamilton
• If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.
• I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.
• May your coffee kick in before reality does.
• As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? – Cassandra Clare
• The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. – Sir James MacKintosh
• I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee. – Clark Gable
• Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat. – J.S. Bach
• I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. – Flash Rosenberg
• Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. – Nanea Hoffman
• No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’ – Cherise Sinclair
• We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. – Jerry Seinfeld
• Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.
• Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.
• It’s strange how drinking 8 cups of water seem impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.
• Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees. – Rohan Marley
• It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

Coffee Instagram Captions

• I love you a latte.
• You feel the need to document your coffee runs with an Instagram pic of course.
• But first, coffee.
• Any time is a good time for coffee.
• Fall? Pumpkin spice lattes reign supreme, obvi.
• You simply can’t do any work before you have coffee flowing through your bloodstream.
• Sending you a whole latte love.
• Spring brings us growth and lavender lattes.
• Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
• Nothing really compares to the elation you feel while holding your first cup of coffee of the morning.
• Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.
• A day without coffee is…just kidding, I have no idea.
• Life is short – have another cup of coffee.
• Behind every great day is a cup of coffee.
• My coffee and I: strong, bitter, and hot enough to burn you.
• Sorry, I’m latte.
• I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.
• A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.
• Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.
• No matter how much you are running behind, you still stop for coffee on the way to work or class.
• Better latte than never!
• To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee …coffee.
• Call me the queen of caffeine.
• Don’t worry, be frappé.
• Better latte than never.
• You mocha me very happy.
• This is how we brew it.
• We’ve all bean there.
• Don’t feel depresso, have an espresso.

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