40+ Best Funny Political Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Politics is the set of activities that are associated with making decisions in groups, or other forms of power relations between individuals, such as the distribution of resources or status. Inspirational funny political quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.

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Famous Funny Political Quotes

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx

In Washington the only relationship that mattered was the one that served as an adjunct to political influence. Steve Pieczenik

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen. Winston Churchill

A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman, of the next generation.  John Kenneth Galbraith 

Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises. Jarod Kintz

Being president is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening. Bill Clinton

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. Bathroom Readers’ Institute

The lavish and shameful use of money to gain political office wouldn’t be so bad if the office ever got anything out of it. Kin Hubbard

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Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces. Raheel Farooq

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers

You can’t separate oil and politics. Ian Rankin

Politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. John Adams

Give me control of a nation’s money and I care not who makes the laws. Mayer Amschel Rothschild

Politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. Charles De Gaulle

I can’t let important policy decisions hinge on the fact that an election is coming up every 90 days. Gerhard Schroder

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politician as a joke. Will Rogers

Man is by nature a political animal. Aristophanes

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Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed. Mao Tse-Tung

Every Communist must grasp the truth, ‘Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun’. Mao Zedong

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen 

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. Charles De Gaulle

Political speeches are like steer horns. A point here, a point here. Bangambiki Habyarimana

I have sacrificed everything in my life that I consider precious in order to advance the political. Edith Galt

It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Mark Twain

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. Plato

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. Willie Brown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. R. Buckminster Fuller

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Hilarious Political Quotes

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word. Charles De Gaulle

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Henry Cate VII

In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happened, you can bet it was planned that way. Franklin Roosevelt

Many politicians are in the habit of laying it down as a self evident proposition that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. Bangambiki Habyarimana

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. Mao Zedong

Politicians and sports coaches both need to be smart enough to master the game, but dumb enough to think it matters. David Mitchell

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. Nikita Khrushchev

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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Will Rogers

Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. Ambrose Bierce

Radical changes in world politics leave America with a heightened responsibility to be, for the world, an example of a genuinely free, democratic, just and humane society. Pope John Paul II

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, and then get elected and prove it. P.J. O’Rourke 

A politician, one that would circumvent God. William Shakespeare

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