41+ Best Funny Anniversary Quotes: Exclusive Selection

An anniversary is the date on which an event took place or an institution was founded in a previous year, and may also refer to the commemoration or celebration of that event. Inspirational funny anniversary quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Funny Anniversary Quotes

I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry

Today is the day you celebrate the best decision you ever made.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

Here’s to another year of us pretending that we like your partner.

I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

Happy anniversary! Congrats on having the longest one night stand ever! 

Marriage is just texting each other. Do we need anything from the grocery store?” a bunch of times until one of you dies.  Daniel Carrillo

Let’s celebrate you giving up on finding anyone else!

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering

I hope your anniversary is as sweet as the first kiss, and not as awkward as the first dance.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery

50% of all marriages end in divorce. Congratulations on beating the odds! 

Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.

Wedding anniversary? More like a bedding anniversary amirite?

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

Marriage is like a mirror  you both need to look into it every day, even if you don’t like what you see!

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener

You’re still married? Happy anniversary I guess! That’s a bigger commitment than I’ve ever made.

Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!

Marriage is a commitment where one person is always right, and the other is just called the husband!

Thank you for marrying me and giving me a chance, To scream at you whenever I feel, And I am sure I have you to do the same in the future. So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary

A wedding is a combination of love, trust, compromise, tolerance and strength. The order of these depends on how long you’ve been married!  

If love is an amazing dream, then marriage is the alarm clock

And there was me thinking you would grow old alone. Now you’re old and married! 

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance

Marriage is when the two of you become one. The trouble starts when you try to decide which one. 

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx

Marriage is full of surprises, but it’s mainly asking one another: Do you need to do that right now? Happy anniversary! 

Before I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I woke up, it was already too late

Being married is like deleting all of the apps on your phone except one.

Married life is much like a deck of cards. You start off needing only two hearts and a diamond. The more years pass, you’ll just wish that you have a club and a spade instead!

Marriage is a great bond between one who remembers everything and one who forgets!

Holy shit. We’re still married!

Marriage is a healthy workshop, where the husband works and the wife forever shops! Happy anniversary!

Marriage is finding that one person who puts up with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells you they love you at the end of the day

Here’s to another year of love, laughs, and putting up with the in laws! 

Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.

Your love is stronger than the Rock.