141+ Best Funny Teamwork Quotes: Exclusive Selection

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Famous Funny Teamwork Quotes

Teamwork A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. Larry Kersten

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. Henry Ford

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. Michael Jordan

The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team. Phil Jackson

To me, teamwork is the beauty of our sport, where you have five acting as one. You become selfless. Mike Krzyzewski

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it. Halford Luccock

Remember teamwork begins by building trust. And the only way to do that is to overcome our need for invulnerability. Patrick Lencioni

On this team, we’re all united in a common goal to keep my job. Lou Holtz

It’s called teamwork but most of the time it’s everyone sitting around until one man does all the work. Thomas Wilbur

A single leaf working alone provides no shade. Chuck Page

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothing can beat teamwork. Edward Abbey

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. Helen Keller

A group is a bunch of people in an elevator. A team is also a bunch of people in an elevator, but the elevator is broken! Bonnie Edelstein

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. Michael Jordan

There is no such thing as a self made man. You will reach your goals only with the help of others. George Shinn

We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately. Benjamin Franklin

Coming Together is the beginning. Staying Together is the development and working together is the key to success. Henry Ford

Sure, there’s no i in team, but there is an m and an e. Kevin Myers

Trust is knowing that when a team member does push you, they’re doing it because they care about the team. Patrick Lencioni

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. Michael Winner

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow. Don Herold

It takes two flints to make a fire. Louisa May Alcott

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? Steve Jobs

We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees. Jason Kidd

The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don’t play together, the club won’t be worth a dime. Babe Ruth

Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you to reach the heights of your capabilities or make the money that you want without becoming very good at it. Brian Tracy

No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent. John Donne

If work isn’t fun, you’re not playing on the right team. Frank Sonnenberg

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. Helen Keller

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. Stephen Hawking

No team works out teamwork. Dwyane Wade

Tough times don’t last, tough people do. Robert H. Schuller

On this team, we’re all united in a common goal to keep my job. Lou Holtz

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Michael Scott

Working together works. Dr. Rob Gilbert

Cooperation is the thorough conviction that nobody can get there unless everybody gets there. Virginia Burden

None of us is as smart as all of us. Ken Blanchard

There is no such thing as a self made man. You will reach your goals only with the help of others. George Shinn

Teams do not go physically flat, they go mentally stale. Vince Lambordi

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. Isaac Newton

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything. Thomas Sowell

The way to achieve your own success is to be willing to help somebody else get it first. Iyanla Vanzant

We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately. Benjamin Franklin

Never confuse movement with action. Ernest Hemingway

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. Michael Winner

It’s better to be alone than in bad company. George Washington

Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek! Kate Summers

The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team. Phil Jackson

Teachers call it copying. We call it teamwork. A Student

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life forever. Amy Poehler

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. Henry Ford

To be good, and to do good, is all we have to do. John Adams

A single leaf working alone provides no shade. Chuck Shade

We rise by lifting others. Robert Ingersoll

Men have never been individually self sufficient. Reinhold Niebuhr

If you take out the team in teamwork, it’s just work. Now who wants that? Matthew Woodring Stover

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team. Lee Iacocca

In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. Sun Tzu

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. John Wooden

I don’t like that man. I must get to know him better. Abraham Lincoln

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it. Halford E.

Our destiny is not written for us, it’s written by us. Barack Obama

If you take out the team in teamwork, it’s just work. Now who wants that? Matthew Woodring Stover

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. Harry S Truman

You think it’s dumb when someone says there’s no I in team, but you stick one in there and you see how dumb that looks. Brendan Kiely

None of us is as smart as all of us. Ken Blanchard

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. Stephen Hawking

Iteration is the fundamental basis of all improvement. Mark Manson

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Napoleon Bonaparte

Every once in a while you hear an expert that says team chemistry is overrated. You just write that person off. Tony La Russa

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Muhammad Ali

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. Indira Gandhi

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen

Create an environment where people can take risks. If everything has to be brilliant from the word go, you’re never gonna get off the ground. Paul Hewson

Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock. Pablo Picasso

There is nothing more beautiful than someone who goes out of their way to make life beautiful for others. Mandy Hale

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment. Dilbert

You are not the work you do; you are the person you are. Toni Morrison

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Lewis Grizzard

Understand this if you understand nothing it is a powerful thing to be seen. Akwaeke Emezi

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. Aristotle

Failure and invention are inseparable twins. To invent you have to experiment, and if you know in advance that it’s going to work, it’s not an experiment. Scott Galloway

Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train. The Office

Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future. Deepak Chopra

Tough times don’t last, tough teams do. Robert Schuller

The worst walls are never the ones you find in your way. The worst walls are the ones you put there. Ursula K. Le Guin

It takes two flints to make a fire. Louisa May Alcott

Intellect is the power tool of our separateness. The intuitive, compassionate heart is the doorway to our unity. Ram Dass

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. Henry Ford

Decency is avoiding disrespect, not avoiding disagreement. Integrity is trying to get it right, not being right. Adam Grant

I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion. Mia Hamm

I’m no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I’m changing the things I cannot accept. Angela Davis

The strength of the team is each member. The strength of each member is the team. Phil Jackson

Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are. John Wooden

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. Henry Ford

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. Jim Hightower

Individual commitment to a group effort that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. Vince Lombardi

No team works out teamwork. Dwyane Wade

No matter how brilliant your mind or strategy, if you’re playing a solo game, you’ll always lose out to a team. Reid Hoffman

The speed of the boss is the speed of the team. Lee Iacocca

None of us, including me, ever do great things. But we can all do small things, with great love, and together we can do something wonderful. Mother Teresa

The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team. Phil Jackson

It is the long history of humankind and animal kind, too that those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed. Charles Darwin

Collaboration allows teachers to capture each other’s fund of collective intelligence. Mike Schmoker

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has. Margaret Mead

he best teamwork comes from men who are working independently toward one goal in unison. James Cash Penney

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Earl Wilson

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. Henry Ford

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns

No matter how brilliant your mind or strategy, if you’re playing a solo game, you’ll always lose out to a team. Reid Hoffman

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde

When you start out in a team, you have to get the teamwork going and then you get something back. Michael Schumacher

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. Quentin Crisp

Individual commitment to a group effort that’s what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. Vince Lombardi

I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates

The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team. Phil Jackson

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phyllis Diller

A team is not a group of people who work together. A team is a group of people who trust each other. Simon Sinek

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. Rita Mae Brown

We may have all come on different ships, but we’re in the same boat now. Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative. Woody Allen

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of others. Norman Shidle

The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass produced by unskilled labour. Wernher von Braun

Surround yourself with a trusted and loyal team. It makes all the difference. Alison Pincus

Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still? J. Paul Getty

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has. Margaret Mead

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind. Joseph Stilwell

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. Helen Keller

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it. Andrew Young

Individual commitment to a group effort that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. Vince Lombardi

The reward for good work is more work. Francesca Elisia

Trust is knowing that when a team member does push you, they’re doing it because they care about the team. Patrick Lencioni

There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? Kin Hubbard

I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion. Mia Hamm

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost

Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision. The ability to direct individual accomplishments toward organizational objectives. It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results. Andrew Carnegie

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson

Respect your fellow human being, treat them fairly, disagree with them honestly, enjoy their friendship, explore your thoughts about one another candidly, work together for a common goal and help one another achieve it. No destructive lies. No ridiculous fears. No debilitating anger. Bill Bradley

If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some. Benjamin Franklin

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