39+ Best Funny Yoga Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Yoga is a group of physical, mental, and spiritual practices or disciplines which originated in ancient India. Inspirational funny yoga quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.

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Funniest Yoga Quotes

Yoga is not about tightening your ass.  It’s about getting your head out of it. Eric Paskel

Yoga is not about touching your toes. It is about what you learn on the way down. Jigar Gor

A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it.  It just blooms. Zen Shin

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal. Sri Krishna Pattabhi Jois

Most people have no idea how good their body is designed to feel. Kevin Trudeau

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. Socrates

That’s why it’s called a practice.  We have to practice a practice if it is to be of value. Peace Pilgrim

Yoga is the golden key that unlocks the door to peace, tranquility, and joy. B.K.S. Iyengar

I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace. Terri Guillemets

If every eight year old in the world is taught meditation, we will eliminate violence from the world within one generation. Dalai Lama

Calming the mind is yoga.  Not just standing on the head. Swami Satchidananda

What did the yogi tell the door to door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments! Sadhana Yoga

Yoga is not about touching your toes.  It is what you learn on the way down. Jigar Gor

You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga. Grant Tucker

Yoga is the practice of tolerating the consequences of being yourself. Bhagavad Gita

Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that. Chisty Lowe

All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace. Rory Freedman

Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk not on alcohol but on life. You know, they call it divine.  Sadhguru

The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn. Grant Tucker

Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it. Eric Paskel

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. Terri Guillemets

Your body will most likely become much more flexible by doing yoga, and so will your mind. Cyndi Lee

There doesn’t seem to be a recognized yoga of art. I call it Sutra Yoga. Sutra, like strophe  verse, means the turn, the vortical twist of the mind in the imagined form. Northrop Frye

You cannot do yoga. Yoga is your natural state. What you can do are yoga exercises, which may reveal to you where you are resisting your natural state. Sharon Gannon

Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Grant Tucker

A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms. Zen Shin

I do an hour’s yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot and I thought I had turned into this superhunk! Chris Martin

Yoga is not a religion, it is a science, science of well being, a science of youthfulness, a science of integrating body, mind, and soul. Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. Patanjali

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. B. K. S. Iyengar

Yoga is 99 percent practice and one percent theory. Sri Pattabhi Jois

Yoga teaches more than postures; it teaches you how to trust. Kathryn E. Livingston

Yoga begins right where I am not where I was yesterday or where I long to be. Linda Sparrowe

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren’t enough. Amy Weintraub

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. Jason Crandell

Sitting and concentrating the mind on a single object, controlling the thoughts and the activities of the senses, let the yogi practice meditation for self purification. Bhagavad Gita

Chasing after the world brings chaos. Allowing it all to come to me, brings peace. Zen Gatha

When I’m under stress, I do yoga. Britney Spears

Hope you enjoy reading this collection of hilarious yoga quotes and let me know in the comment section which one make you laugh most.

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