Kevin Malone is a fictional character in the American television series The Office. Profoundly inspirational Kevin Malone quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
Famous Kevin Malone Quotes
I do deserve a vacatıon. Sometımes batman’s got to take off hıs cape. – Kevin Malone
The shadier car dealers will make them think they have to accept the new terms. That is where the abuse comes in. You don’t have to accept the new terms. – Kevin Malone
They realize they have to bond together as other players in support of one another, and Barry’s going to do his own thing. But they know that when he does, they win and they all benefit. – Kevin Malone
I want to be wıned and dıned and sıxty-nıned. – Kevin Malone
They have such a strong team chemistry and such a great culture, committed to winning and to the team more than the individual. They can take on a troubled guy or a high-maintenance guy. … They can mold him into shape, and basically protect him from himself. – Kevin Malone
Okay, this is really hard to follow. Can we just say Pete, because that’s the guy Erin’s flirting with? – Kevin Malone
We’ve actually had to pull out the stops and have supervisors working the windows and pull in everyone who can give a drive exam and try to accommodate them. – Kevin Malone
We’re aware of what it means Oscar, you just do not look cool saying it. – Kevin Malone
Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick. – Kevin Malone
I go to the bathroom for minutes and everything changes. – Kevin Malone
You thınk thıs ıs a great party? Thıs cake has vegetables ın ıt. – Kevin Malone
I don’t think that you understand wheels. – Kevin Malone
We will make sure everyone who shows up will get served. If we need to stay open a little late, we will. – Kevin Malone
Suicide in Ireland is a problem that nobody wants to talk about. Where you’ve got stigma, you get fear and secrecy – it becomes a vacuum, – Kevin Malone
You’re too charactery to be a lead, and you’re not fat enough to be a great character actor. – Kevin Malone
Whenever ı try to make a taco, ı get too excıted and crush ıt. – Kevin Malone
The problem with the No Child Left Behind Act is if a school doesn’t meet a certain criteria, their funding is cut. – Kevin Malone
I got six numbers, one more and it would have been a complete phone number. – Kevin Malone
I am enormously proud of what I did for that turtle. – Kevin Malone
Meredith: If I ever got that bad, you’d tell me right?Kevin: Meredith I tell you all the time. – Kevin Malone
I watched tv for hours. – Kevin Malone
I wanted to eat a pıg ın a blanket, ın a blanket. – Kevin Malone
Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people? – Kevin Malone
Kevin: He’s a sweet kid Daryl, but he’s not the sharpest guy in the drawer.Pete: Kevin, I can hear you. – Kevin Malone
You can’t eat cats, Kevin. – Kevin Malone
I just want to sıt on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all ı’ve ever wanted. – Kevin Malone
The only problem is whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and crush it. – Kevin Malone
We show no convictions on file for him. – Kevin Malone
This is a documentary? Ohhhh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo. – Kevin Malone
Do you like it as much as you like men’s butts. – Kevin Malone
I have very lıttle patıence for stupıdıty. – Kevin Malone
You have to be at least to get a license and you have to complete a written log of the dates and the times of your behind the wheel experience. – Kevin Malone
