185+ AMAZING Coffee Quotes for Caffeinated Thinkers

185+ AMAZING Coffee Quotes for Caffeinated Thinkers

Coffee is a passion for many. In fact, a lot of people can’t do without a cup of coffee. Famous coffee quotes celebrate the black elixir of life.

According to science, there’s increasing evidence that coffee might actually be good for you. Studies show that coffee drinkers have a much lower risk of several serious diseases, and many other benefits.

Discover popular quotes of all time. Browse through an inspiring collection of monday quotes, stay strong quotes and good morning images.

Best Coffee Quotes

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’ – Jim Carrey tweet

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais tweet

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T.S. Eliot tweet

Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self. – Terry Pratchett tweet

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now. – Louisa May Alcott tweet

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh tweet

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever. – David Letterman tweet

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kabir tweet

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case we feel 107. – Martha Beck tweet

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Regan tweet

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift tweet

To an old man, a cup of coffee is like the doorpost of an old house – it sustains and strengthens him. tweet

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln tweet

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. – Terry Pratchett tweet

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Alfred Renyi tweet

Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot. – Vijjay Kumar tweet

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. – Terri Guillemets tweet

He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something. – Josephine Baker tweet

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby tweet

Humanity runs on coffee. tweet

People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy! tweet

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry tweet

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? – Jean Kerr tweet

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think. – Kevin Garnett tweet

Coffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world. – Thomas Jefferson tweet

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. – James Mackintosh tweet

It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. – Donna A. Favors tweet

When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas. – Emo Phillips tweet

Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I’ll stand on Bob Dylan’s coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that. – Steve Earle tweet

Coffee is always a good idea. tweet

What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee? – Anthony Trollope tweet

Coffee which makes the politician wise and sees through all things with his half-shut eyes. – Alexander Pope tweet

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid. – Floyd Maxwell tweet

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? – Steven Wright tweet

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love. – Turkish Proverb tweet

When you make it your habit to notice small moments of beauty, you caffeinated your spirit. tweet

Famous Coffee Lover Quotes: Inspirational & Funny 

  • A 41 – inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more. – Jayne Mansfield
  • Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend! – Gerard Way
  • I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard
  • I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster
  • Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson
  • Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future. – Ian Somerhalder
  • Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? – Albert Camus
  • As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? – Cassandra Clare
  • I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
  • It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee – house for the voice of the kingdom. – Jonathan Swift
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  • Coffee helps me maintain my never killed anyone streak.
  • In dog coffees, I’ve only had one.
  • My birthstone is a coffee bean.
  • I put coffee in my coffee.
  • The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr
  • Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.
  • My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.
  • Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.
  • Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee.
  • We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.
  • Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Terri Guillemets
  • Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.
  • I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.
  • 7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.
  • Caffeine – It maintains my sunny personality.
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  • The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. – Sir James MacKintosh
  • I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. This was a five – espresso algorithm.
  • Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams

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