A relationship breakup, or simply just breakup, is the termination of an intimate relationship by any means other than death. Inspirational funny breakup quotes will encourage growth in life, make you wiser and broaden your perspective.
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Famous Funny Breakup Quotes
Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over. – Jerry Seinfeld
My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture. – Unknown
My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her. – Azgraybebly Joslan
This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people – I’m single. – Unknown
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that. – Steve Martin
One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing. – Byron Nelson

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. – Mary Kay Blakeley
You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it. – Unknown
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. – Rita Mae Brown
Men are a luxury, not a necessity. – Cher
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. – Frank Ocean
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to. – Rita Rudner
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you? – Unknown

My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. – Wendy Liebman
I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here! – Billy Ray Cyrus
In our family we don’t divorce our men — we bury them. – Ruth Gordon
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there’s less of you. – Margaret Atwood