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Famous Funny Yoga Quotes
What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart. – Unknown
Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time. – Unknown
Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life. – Unknown
It’s funny when people think Yoga people are supposed to be calm. No We’re all here because we’re nuts. – Unknown
Some days you eat salads and go do yoga, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s called balance – Unknown
True Yoga is not about the shape of your body, but the shape of your life. Yoga is not be performed; yoga is to be lived. – Aadil Palkhivala
Yoga is universal… But don’t approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. – Sri Krishna Pattabhi Jois
Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it. – Eric Paskel
Yoga believes in transforming the individual before transforming the world. – Swami Satchidananda
Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance. – Unknown
If you fall, I’ll be there. – mat – Unknown
Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon. – Unknown
Yoga is not just repetition of few postures. – Amit Ray
If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga. – Unknown
You are one yoga class away from a good mood. – Unknown
I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot – and I thought I had turned into this superhunk! – Chris Martin
All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace. – Rory Freedman
A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms. – Zen Shin
Keep calm and ommm… nonommm… – Unknown
Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it. – Eric Paskel
I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants – Unknown
I do yoga to burn off the crazy – Unknown
For nearly every challenging moment in life, there’s a yoga pose to help you feel better. – Mandy Ingber
It’s funny when people think ‘yoga people’ are supposed to be calm. No. We’re all here because we’re nuts! – Unknown
Yoga, working out, go to class, group settings where you can’t be on your phone, that’s a great way to unplug! – Lana Condor
First I do yoga, then I do the things. – Unknown
I like the posture, but not the yoga. – Roman Payne
If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat – Unknown
Yoga is not about practicing your defined poses. It’s about what your body learns, how nimble and flexible you become, and what experience you gain throughout the process. – Debasish Mridha MD
Yoga began with the first person wanting to be healthy and happy all the time. – Sri Swami Satchidananda
Yoga is the process of eliminating pain – pain form the body, mind and the society. – Amit Ray
I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far. – Jillian Michaels
In yoga, the key to staying youthful is a flexible spine. – Mandy Ingber
Smiling is mouth yoga. – Thich Nhat Hanh
A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles – Emma Mildon
The meaning of yoga is connection of mind, body and spirit. If you have a bad telecommunication system, your body gets sick. Yoga helps fix that. – Bikram Choudhury
When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food. – Britney Spears
Yoga is the fountain of youth. You’re only as young as your spine is flexible. – Bob Harper
Yoga is not about mastering posture and different poses, it is about taking control over the thoughts that control us. – Debasish Mridha MD
Most people have no idea how good their body is designed to feel. – Kevin Trudeau
I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. – Katya Zamolodchikova
I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever. – Unknown
When I started doing asana, the yoga postures, I had a very strong feeling of many unnecessary things dropping away – especially tension and inadequacy. – Patricia Sullivan
That’s why it’s called a practice. We have to practice a practice if it is to be of value. – Peace Pilgrim
For some people, staying grounded means doing yoga. For others, it’s spending time with family. Social media, too, can be a lifesaver. – Ryan Holmes
Yoga isn’t just about showing up on the mat. It’s about showing up in your life, in your day; it’s about opening your heart while standing firm and strong and believing in yourself. – Kathryn E. Livingston
Man who doesn’t have strength can practice. Except lazy people; lazy people can’t practice Ashtanga yoga. – Sri Krishna Pattabhi Jois
Relationships are like the world’s most intense yoga! It’s a daily practice. – Tracy McMillan
I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them. – Unknown
At any Maroon 5 concert, you’ll see a room backstage marked ‘yoga.’ – Adam Levine
Yoga may look peaceful and calming, but even Arnold Schwarzenegger would have trouble breathing after twenty ‘surya namaskars’ in a row. – Kareena Kapoor Khan
Yoga adds years to your life and life to your years – Alan Finger
This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. – Katha Upanishad
The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren’t enough. – Amy Weintraub
Yoga is too slow. – Rob Gronkowski
My mom is a yoga instructor: 100% black with dreadlocks. – Meghan Markle
Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it. – Sting
A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. – Terri Guillemets
Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time. – Unknown
Oh gosh, I noticed dramatic changes in my body after I started doing yoga, but I also think you have to shake things up. – Jennifer Aniston
Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women. – Adam Levine
I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace. – Terri Guillemets
You can plant a tree to celebrate a birthday, an anniversary, a promotion or a business success. Tree hugging is the easiest yoga art to connect you with nature. – Amit Ray
I think there should be holy war against yoga classes. – Werner Herzog
Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head. – Swami Satchidananda
I’m not at yoga all the time, but equally, I’m not being sick after a night out. – Ella Woodward
The attitude of gratitude is the highest yoga. – Yogi Bhajan
One of the biggest, most sad, and least funny Yoga jokes of all: Yoga is a physical fitness program. – Unknown
It is easy to make the mistake of thinking yoga is about touching your toes when in fact yoga is about learning to touch others. – Daren Main
Life is better when you bend. – Unknown
I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu. – Tara Stiles
The success of Yoga does not lie in the ability to perform postures but in how it positively changes the way we live our life and our relationships. – T.K.V.Desikachar
Yoga is not about touching your toes. It is what you learn on the way down. – Jigar Gor
Many models do yoga, but I find it boring. I’d rather be outdoors having fun. – Constance Jablonski
I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary. – Betsy Cañas Garmon
Yoga is the fountain of youth. You’re only as young as your spine is flexible. – Bob Harper
A lot of exercise is mindless; you can have music or the radio on and not be aware. But if you’re aware in anything you do – and it doesn’t have to be yoga – it changes you. Being present changes you. – Mariel Hemingway
Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed. – Unknown
I’m an exercise and yoga junkie and I feel good. – Lainie Kazan
Calming the mind is yoga, not just standing on the head. – Swami Satchidananda
If I don’t do high-intensity interval training classes for an hour every morning and yoga a few days a week, I get depressed. – Davinia Taylor
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, There’s Yoga pose for that! – Unknown
Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. – Hatha Yoga Pradipika
The only way to experience true wellbeing is to turn inward. This is what yoga means – not up, not out, but in. The only way out is in. – Sadghuru
Yoga is the practice of tolerating the consequences of being yourself. – Bhagavad Gita
I do Yoga. I’d like to say I do it every morning, but I don’t, I just don’t have the time. – Radha Mitchell
Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. – Unknown
You can’t buy happiness but you can do yoga and that’s kind of the same thing. – Unknown
I’m not napping. This is savasana! – Unknown
I can be a bit extreme. I’ll spend too much time running round the park, doing yoga and drinking green tea. I can get a bit obsessive. I have to rein it in sometimes. – Sam Taylor-Johnson
Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. – B. K. S. Iyengar
I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants. – Unknown
Yoga is 99% waste removal – T.K.V Desikachar
The yoga pose you avoid the most you need the most. – Unknown
Yoga is how I got sober. – Johnny Colt
I used to do a lot of yoga, but I tend to lose a lot of weight when I do that. – Colton Haynes
This yoga is not possible, for the one who eats too much, or who does not eat at all; who sleeps too much, or who keeps awake. – Bhagavad Gita
All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace. – Rory Freedman
My wife’s trying to get me into yoga, and it’s gonna take me a while, but eventually I’m gonna have to. – Jason Momoa
I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much. – Jeremy Brett
The reward for doing yoga well is simple – you get to do a better job at living a fulfilling life. – Randal Williams
Exercises are like prose, whereas yoga is the poetry of movements. Once you understand the grammar of yoga; you can write your poetry of movements. – Amit Ray
Yoga is the journey of the self, through the self, to the self. – The Bhagavad Gita
Go from a human being doing yoga to a human being yoga. – Baron Baptiste
Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. – Baxter Bell
Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google. – Inner Balance Wear
Yoga is not about self-improvement, it’s about self-acceptance. – Gurmukh Kaur Khalsa
For me, yoga is not just a workout – it’s about working on yourself. – Mary Glover
Yoga happens in the last 1% of a pose. – Darren Main
Yoga teaches more than postures; it teaches you how to trust. – Kathryn E. Livingston
If I’m losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. – T. Guillemets
